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SimkinsMan

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  1. I don't know, according to Vander-fuckface-Looch sock the defense is going to get better.
  2. Probably more like Gerry has a contract that he has to honor, but he'll join Bobby when it expires.
  3. Too busy writing his insiders-only newsletter.
  4. Hell hath no fury like a band parent scorned.
  5. Yes, he has said as much.
  6. He had to jump through a shitload of hoops to accomplish this in Arizona.
  7. Green beans are fucking disgusting. And I don't understand why we're discussing vegetables of all things when there is a glorious, once-in-a-decade aggie implosion going on. I don't think I have had this much satisfaction since 77-0 and TorbushWow.gif. Seriously, these fucksticks are on such a nosedive since inking that 2002 class it's amazing. They went from being on top of the world, swinging their little dicks around laughing at Sark losing to everyone, signing a world-beating class ... to becoming the laughingstock of the college football world. Can we just enjoy the journey to Junction?
  8. On the contrary, when they're down, it is a pure delight.
  9. Yes! The invocation of a "lunch pail" culture is the last step before serious aggies start to call for fall camp in Junction with no cell phones, fat little girlfriends, or other distractions. I can't wait until they have themselves in a froth this fall about 3 stars with 5 star culture who want to be Ags, and are ready to run through the wall for the Elk.
  10. Is the Elk clearing the deck part of Plan 2024?
  11. This guy is one of my favorite recruits. I think he's going to absolutely ball out at Texas.
  12. Those kids aren't the only ones caught up in watching the aggie football program burn on social media, ngl.
  13. TJ Shanahan is not tanned, nor is he ready, but he is rested.
  14. It will be difficult to top, that's for sure. Bet let's have some faith. These are aggies we're talking about!
  15. Sorry about that! Weird shit with Buchanan starts about 16 minutes in.
  16. Lots of gold in this TexAgs podcast. But probably the best is a truly unhinged comment by Olin Buchanan that A&M coaches should consider the spread in games, and it should affect their decision-making, because their NIL donors probably bet on the game. And if said donors cover, it's probably good for the NIL pool because it means more money. Bonkers-level commentary.
  17. Jeff Bezos left Seattle for Miami because his new hoe wanted to frolic in the sun.
  18. This is the perfect encapsulation of aggy. The original post basically says that all of the conspiracy theories being presented on the board -- and if you look they are very much down with the idea that the fix was in for tu from the beginning of the season -- make the aggies look dumb and only fuel the negative stereotypes of the school. He is then predictably crushed by opposing viewpoints. But Cinco Ranch here is my favorite: Let me see your papers. Don't tell me about facts. I'll believe what I want to believe. By god someone in Austin flipped me off once. Also, no CR, but his signature is the chef's kiss.
  19. He's gone from "we run this state" to "we run this mouth." Get fucked, aggie.
  20. Michigan Washington Texas Alabama
  21. Serious question, who would you trade Sarkisian for in college football right now? Saban is 23 years older. Maybe Kirby Smart? I'm not sure I can think of anyone else.
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