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PenelopeWitherspoon

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  1. So, it snowed.

    New York’s hottest winter destination is Central Sparkle—that’s Central Park… but fashion.


    Located between “I can’t feel my face” and “I’ve made peace with hypothermia,” this magical snow kingdom is the place your therapist calls “concerningly whimsical.”


    This place has everything:
    • people sledding on antique silver trays
    • influencers doing slow-motion twirls in faux fur coats
    • rich Upper East Side babies wearing Fair Isle sweaters… on their souls
    • Sydney Applebaum

    This place’s VIP attraction is… Harvey 🐶
    He’s a very distinguished white boxer/lab in a red and green hoodie. He approves vibes. He is… the emotional infrastructure of the park.

    Children bow to him.
    Adults confess secrets to him.
    A French couple painted his portrait.
    At one point, he simply blinked… and it was poetry.

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  2. 9 hours ago, Anastasis said:

    They were anti vax when it was trumps vax. Doernt tape much effort to roll that tape. Facts are facts. 

    Wrong.

    37 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

    - Creepy ass hand-drawn birthday card about their shared values and enigmatic ways

    - Sends personal lawyer to bribe the one living person with most with the most firsthand knowledge with a prison transfer and preferential VIP treatment. Floats the idea of a pardon 

    - Doesn't allow a Democrat to be appointed to Congress during the shutdown, knowing she'll be the deciding vote 

    - Tries to intimidate and threaten the Republicans voting for release after the shutdown

    - All over Epstein's emails

    - Multiple reports of the FBI scouring and sanitizing any files they currently have access to

     

    "They got nothing."

     

    Truly dazzling intellect on display here.

    Yep. Trump likes 'em young. Don't believe me, listen to his Howard Stern interview.

    9 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

    Oh please. Joe Fn Biden was literally on the campaign trail undermining the COVID vaccine development and regulatory process. Paraphrasing..."You want to be the first to get in line?" "It's not going through all the testing". A year later his administration is threatening to take away people's livelihood to coerce them to get vaccinated. Don't act like that shit was not political fodder.  

     

     

    Receipts, asshole.

  3. On 12/9/2025 at 11:47 PM, Vegas64 said:

    Hung out at 30 Rock, the tree, and by diamond district tonight. Is it just me or does it seem less "Chrismasy" than usual. Just kinda whelmed by the whole area, feels like it used to be a lot more lit up and decorated.

    Diamond District is a shit street. 5th Avenue is very festive as are other parts of the city.

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