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Herbie Hancock

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  1. I think a coral would be my least amount of fear while seeing a Texas venomous snek. I grew up walking past copperheads in east TX so I'm used to them. They're pretty damn docile but fuck you can never see them. Cottonmouths can suck my dick. Every time I see a bullshit fb video about how they aren't aggressive I just wanna pull those fuckers back to my childhood and teenage years. Yes maybe they were just being curious but they still would've bitten me and they like to get danger close. 
    And in the 43 years I've lived in Texas, including spending countless summers on our ranch in Jack County, I have never seen a rattler in the wild. I've heard them a hundred times, but never seen one. Hell we have plenty of posts every year on our neighborhood fb page about them showing up in garages and shit. Still never seen one. 

    This was last week. I’m 4.5 miles from the Jack County line.

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  2. I just took inventory and I have 17 hot sauces in my refrigerator. Glorious hot sauces. The best hot sauces. So great. And the most expensive is the $8 12oz Cholula. You are outside of your gotdamned mind with a $15 hot sauce that’ll be gone in three uses.

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  3. I was in a very nice hotel in Helsinki once. They had a glass elevator in their quite formal lobby. I’m sitting there having my coffee and pulla, when I see these two dudes dressed only in robes get on and ride all the way down about four floors. Clearly going to the sauna. Nope. They get out and walk up to the hostess stand to be seated for breakfast. The hostess, a firm but fair Finn, was not having it. She told them in no uncertain terms there was no way they were coming into her dining room with just a robe between their Russian bodies and the fine guests of the hotel who weren’t trying to see any of that. The robe boys? Russians of course. I’ve seen this a million times in various ways. The ugly American gets a bad rap, but Russian and Chinese tourists are the worst.

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    As in Helsinki Sweden?
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  4. If Bud had taken the two year deal the Nats offered him in 2016 he could have avoided this, and I bet the Rockies would have still found a way to lose the same amount of games without him.

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