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Herbie Hancock

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  1. The fact that you don’t understand just how hard it is to be an mlb player, to the point that you honestly think you could even foul a single pitch off shows just how fucking stupid you are.

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  2. I see Jeff Pearlman mentioned and say to myself “holy shit self, I haven’t heard that name in a while”. So I google Jeff Pearlman just to kill some time and the first google hit is an ad to shop Jeff Pearlman books on Amazon and the second listing is a book titled “The day my fart followed me to hockey”. Between Helo’s insistence on constantly exceeding his previous levels of dumbassery and this book title I’m entirely too sober for this shit.


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  3. College HOF
    Giants HOF
    2x silver slugger
    6x all star
    #22 retired by the giants
    Career .303 hitter
    .333 ba in 31 playoff games


    So yeah it makes perfect sense that you don’t know shit about him.

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  4. Mom was one of two cheerleaders for the first ever 6-man state champs the O’Brien Bulldogs. She used to tell us about how they’d get out of school during cotton season because all of the boys were out helping their fathers, so the girls stayed home and helped their mothers with the house and made sure the men were fed. Danny del Hierro and Louis Conn were some cotton planting, touchdown scoring machines.

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  5. I think I’ve had one whiskey since June 1. Just haven’t had the time or it’s been too fucking hot or I’ve been too fucking tired or all the above. Got my ass kicked at work for two days straight, now home for 24hours and probably gone again for at least the next 3. Killing the last few drops of the JD Sib BP that BigD helped pick out and it is fucking spectacular.



  6. I’ve been looking for a 1995-2005 f150/ram/Chevy 4x4 pickup to permanently attach the boat trailer to and there isn’t shit around right now and what there is is stupid expensive 



    There’s a pretty slick looking ‘96 z71 2door tahoe for sale in Richmond in the Dumbasseswhoby2doortahoes group I’m in. I think he wanted $5500 I’ll see if I can find it
  7. Yeah it’s not what it used to be. I helped build store #44 and 45 and when I left they only had 48 total and only two outside the state of Texas. Now I believe they’re approaching 90 stores and in a dozen states. There was a time when it was the place to go. I’ve shaped hats for some legendary people, custom fit Larry Allen in a pair for a pair of boots, and now it appears they’re more in synch with the Kane Brown and Koe Wetzel crowd these days than people who actually wear things for functionality and not “fashion”. #endrant #getoffmylawn

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  8. That’s absolutely ridiculous and a damn shame. Stop dealing with whatever slapdick you have been and request to speak to TJ. He has the power to make everything right with the click of a mouse and a phone call. It sounds like you’ve been dealing with an absolute bonehead up to this point. Abilene, Midland and Amarillo stores move more AB’s in a year than the rest of the chain combined. Cavender’s is the largest purveyor of AB in the world; they say jump and AB says how high? Again, go to TJ.

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  9. 1 minute ago, RMac5 said:

    Amarillo. Guy I’ve known and dealt with forever too. Said he ordered a new pair that should be in by last January. I call the guy at AB and he says they don’t see it but ask the Cavenders guy. Cavenders guys says he will “check”. Fuckin nada! Finally called into the store and asked to speak to whoever places custom AB boot orders, that person said they don’t have any on order for me. Fuck em!

    Did you ever speak to TJ the store manager?

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