
Herbie Hancock
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I said it earlier this spring and I’ll say it again. Jacob Henry absolutely has to be a Longhorn. Starter as a sophomore on varsity at Lake Travis. Placed in powerlifting at state meet. State tournament qualifier in wrestling. That kind of athleticism and strength don’t come around very often. And you don’t get to where he’s at without having a nasty streak too. I want I want I want-
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That’s why you leave a window open for ammoseek and gunbot and everytime you pull your phone out to look at skanks on IG or check the Braves score, you click refresh and get an up to date listing of everything.
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Jesus fuck Eskimo are you really this fucking stupid?
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I’ve posted it somewhere before, maybe on the other site, but this joker was on several cameras of ours and I heard it screeching one night at the end of deer season. Few months later this kid on his way to school smoked it on the highway about 3 miles from our front gate
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I have a degree in wildlife. I am aware that they are two different creatures. But that doesn't change the fact that mountain lions have been called Panthers in the US since before it was the US.
And magazines get called clips all the time too, doesn’t make it any less incorrect. My city slicker wife calls coyotes “wolves”. Vast difference in the two. So I guess forgive me for knowing the difference between a mountain lion and a panther? -
Panther is just a colloquial name for mountain lions.
That would be like saying grouse is colloquial for dove. They are two very different creatures.-
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Mountain lion? Probably so. Panther? Definitely not
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So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.
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We have a guy at my office that does something similar. He gets the phrase right... but misses a critical word. We call him "Biff".
Last week, he said, "we need to quit sending such an exuberant amount of time on invoicing."
I see you work with my dad. And his nickname is Dick, not Biff.-
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Health Camp is the only and I mean the only redeeming thing about Waco
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Remember that dude on Shag, JMT or something? He was an A's fan, strange fucking cat.
Also, [mention=384]texifornia[/mention].
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You want to trade Calhoun for a guy that’s hitting 70 points lower, slugging 80 points lower, has a significantly lower OPS+, AND costs $5mil more? Sounds like a great idea to me
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Hey Doc I gotta get you a proverb book or somethin, this mix n match shits’ gotta go
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My hunting partner is the undisputed king of mixed metaphors and once called Sandhills “the roast beef is the sky.”
Yeah well my cousin, THE Haskell Indian, calls them flying trashcans. Dude could fuck up a pot of coffee-
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Kopfjager reaper is bad ass. I highly endorse spending the money on one. That said, everyone I know that has the BOG are equally as pleased.
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Stanfield Outfitters in Knox City is who you’re looking for. Quality operation and quality people.
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I haven’t been to Bearded Lady since they moved. Went twice and was disappointed both times. But I have now had two different people whose opinion I trust tell me how good it was in the last month. Anyone not named Texzilla care to confirm or kill that notion?
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Yeah, as your local fireman I can tell you with 100% confidence that they’ll just drive to wherever they have to in order to buy fireworks, then they’ll bring them back to the hood and pop them inconsiderately and indiscriminately.
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We better not lose to the fucking orioles in extras
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In true American fashion, there is someone going bananas with a pew pew at the 4th of July parade in Chicago. 9 wounded and cpr in progress on 2.
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Nah he’s full blown aggy. He thinks Johnny was better than Vince and Colt and all that shit. Gonna be fun watching that best recruiting class ever transfer out while we unleash the beast that is Texas football
I’m going to eat six Allsup’s burritos, a bag of Takis and chase it with a lone star tall boy then unleash the beast in a box and mail it to you if you don’t shut the fuck up about your aggy boyfriend. NOBODY GIVES A FUCK-
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And he’s a bad motherfucker. And he’s a bad motherfucker on the wrestling mat. This kid is a manster, not to be confused with monster. I want.-
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Goddamn I’m not reading that stupid shit. You should feel bad for having an aggy friend and you should feel worse for posting your dumbass conversation with aforementioned aggy friend
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He’s getting rave reviews thus far. Won’t be this week but I plan on making it down there soon to see for myself.
2022 Fatass Thread of Dominance
in Can You Help Me With This?
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Been a while since I posted a meme, and like clockwork Layne Norton posts one of my favorites.
