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Herbie Hancock

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    I said it earlier this spring and I’ll say it again. Jacob Henry absolutely has to be a Longhorn. Starter as a sophomore on varsity at Lake Travis. Placed in powerlifting at state meet. State tournament qualifier in wrestling. That kind of athleticism and strength don’t come around very often. And you don’t get to where he’s at without having a nasty streak too. I want I want I want
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  2. That’s why you leave a window open for ammoseek and gunbot and everytime you pull your phone out to look at skanks on IG or check the Braves score, you click refresh and get an up to date listing of everything.

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  3. I have a degree in wildlife. I am aware that they are two different creatures. But that doesn't change the fact that mountain lions have been called Panthers in the US since before it was the US.

    And magazines get called clips all the time too, doesn’t make it any less incorrect. My city slicker wife calls coyotes “wolves”. Vast difference in the two. So I guess forgive me for knowing the difference between a mountain lion and a panther?
  4. So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.

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  5. We have a guy at my office that does something similar.  He gets the phrase right... but misses a critical word.  We call him "Biff".  
    Last week, he said, "we need to quit sending such an exuberant amount of time on invoicing."

    I see you work with my dad. And his nickname is Dick, not Biff.
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  6. My hunting partner is the undisputed king of mixed metaphors and once called Sandhills “the roast beef is the sky.”  
     


    Yeah well my cousin, THE Haskell Indian, calls them flying trashcans. Dude could fuck up a pot of coffee
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  7. I haven’t been to Bearded Lady since they moved. Went twice and was disappointed both times. But I have now had two different people whose opinion I trust tell me how good it was in the last month. Anyone not named Texzilla care to confirm or kill that notion?

  8. Yeah, as your local fireman I can tell you with 100% confidence that they’ll just drive to wherever they have to in order to buy fireworks, then they’ll bring them back to the hood and pop them inconsiderately and indiscriminately. 

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