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Zhorn96

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  1. I looked on Urban Dictionary but no entry for "pulling a Sadat." I was assuming it was gerbil in the butt stuff or something
  2. I thought the exact same thing
  3. Donald Trump is watching CFB practices now?
  4. my brother in law spent 6 weeks in Taiwan and the girl he was banging went by Fanny as her English name. Which was funny enough but her friends she intro'd him to were Tarzan and Barbie so I just gave up all hope for Taiwan in general at that point
  5. They’re sensitive to Yelp reviews
  6. Aren’t they mostly Orthodox? I genuinely don’t know but thought most of that part of the world preferred the Eastern church
  7. lawdy, she can be rude to me anytime
  8. it didnt cause in '95 I was working at the Austin airport for the summer and the Cowboys came to training camp... lets just say that the Cowboy Lear jet would come to the private terminal where I worked pretty frequently. Jerry and Stephen would exit with the wives in tow one day and with the 22 year old blond skanks the next time in town. It was the source of considerable entertainment amongst the crew guessing on which group would be deplaning with Jerry and Stephen whenever they landed.
  9. There are something like 1.5 million Canadians of Ukrainian descent. So yeah, they fucking hate Russia right about now
  10. pretty sure Zlati is going to find you and headbutt you for outing him
  11. the laugh when it goes boom haha
  12. Don’t be dense. He knows NATO won’t do it, it’s propaganda
  13. The reason I moved to Texas to go to school was to escape a crazy girl from Odessa
  14. No one has explained to me how the dildos figure into this equation
  15. then Moldova is Vanderbilt without the academics
  16. all good, I wasn't sure if the soldier meant it the first 2 times I read it. The 3rd one finally convinced me
  17. Russia is fucked. Rick Steves just cancelled his tours to Russia
  18. That is beyond awesome hahaha
  19. "OU warship, go fuck yourself"
  20. both are cash wing, duh
  21. Cal or UCLA is the early whisper although why would he go to UCLA if DTR is entrenched there but whatevs...
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