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Zhorn96

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  1. Donald Trump is watching CFB practices now?
  2. my brother in law spent 6 weeks in Taiwan and the girl he was banging went by Fanny as her English name. Which was funny enough but her friends she intro'd him to were Tarzan and Barbie so I just gave up all hope for Taiwan in general at that point
  3. They’re sensitive to Yelp reviews
  4. Aren’t they mostly Orthodox? I genuinely don’t know but thought most of that part of the world preferred the Eastern church
  5. lawdy, she can be rude to me anytime
  6. it didnt cause in '95 I was working at the Austin airport for the summer and the Cowboys came to training camp... lets just say that the Cowboy Lear jet would come to the private terminal where I worked pretty frequently. Jerry and Stephen would exit with the wives in tow one day and with the 22 year old blond skanks the next time in town. It was the source of considerable entertainment amongst the crew guessing on which group would be deplaning with Jerry and Stephen whenever they landed.
  7. There are something like 1.5 million Canadians of Ukrainian descent. So yeah, they fucking hate Russia right about now
  8. pretty sure Zlati is going to find you and headbutt you for outing him
  9. the laugh when it goes boom haha
  10. Don’t be dense. He knows NATO won’t do it, it’s propaganda
  11. The reason I moved to Texas to go to school was to escape a crazy girl from Odessa
  12. No one has explained to me how the dildos figure into this equation
  13. then Moldova is Vanderbilt without the academics
  14. all good, I wasn't sure if the soldier meant it the first 2 times I read it. The 3rd one finally convinced me
  15. Russia is fucked. Rick Steves just cancelled his tours to Russia
  16. That is beyond awesome hahaha
  17. "OU warship, go fuck yourself"
  18. both are cash wing, duh
  19. Cal or UCLA is the early whisper although why would he go to UCLA if DTR is entrenched there but whatevs...
  20. I didn't, I was too proud. I also know who David Cutcliffe is though so... actually, literally everyone except Theo knows who David Cutcliffe is.
  21. Which sets him up for life in many respects but is of minimal interest to a Texas football message board
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