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Newy25

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  1. Yes the rare show inside blitz and blitz off the edge. The most exotic of all looks. Never seen since the 1999 Baltimore Ravens used to do it.
  2. Your mom.
  3. Not to mention he can walk in and be the the starter if he wants to.
  4. I cannot imagine he’s better than Arch. Truly hoping we have an open QB competition this spring.
  5. You just have to put the game in Ewers hands and not Bijan because it would be too easy to simply rely on your best players. Better to put the game on the shoulders of your struggling QB.
  6. ...how? Really? Maybe I should have used the Ewers fumble turned Baylor TD to sum Sark up. Coach Accountability refusing to sub out a struggling QB until he sucks the life out of every Texas fan alive. Even then, Sark wouldn’t pull Ewers.
  7. The two false starts followed by the struggling QB acting frustrated towards his own teammates punctuated by a fumble sums up Sark perfectly.
  8. Well, 7-5 is enough for Sark to not be on the hot seat?
  9. Ewers could rape a small child then take a giant steaming dump on the midfield logo and Sark wound not bench him. That’s accountability.
  10. Those two were espousing the virtue of Papa Fucking Sitos as legit Mexican food. On the next episode they will probably discuss how Five Guys serves the best hamburgers in the country. It’s hard to take someone seriously when they come with an all time shitty take on another subject.
  11. Obviously rooting for Kansas but Leopold seems like a whinny bitch. He’s like an elderly version of Matt Campbell. So if they lose I can at least laugh at the fact that a 6-6 team once hosted game day because they were 5-0 at the time.
  12. That Kansas team did not look like it could beat anyone let alone a good team on the road.
  13. It’s one thing to not know where to be but the piss poor effort tackling or recovering on plays in inexcusable. A trap door is in his future this offseason.
  14. He is not average at safety. He makes BJ Foster look like Ed Reed. He has no clue where he is supposed to be and for a bonus today he showed poor effort. He needs to find the portal.
  15. Defensive players and running backs should like what they have seen. If our passing game struggles cost us receiver recruits, hopefully NIL and the transfer portal can address that.
  16. If you want to know why a walk on is playing safety, just watch Crawford try to play safety. Just brutal.
  17. He put together a game plan that relied heavily on Bijan and the short passing game. Amazingly, that resulted in a better outcome than Ewers throwing it 40 times deep to Worthy. Credit to Sark for choosing the layup and not the fade away three pointer from half court.
  18. It’s gotten so bad only Lincoln Fucking Hawk can fix our offense game planning.
  19. Not before we vote on what the banner will say. Right now they are claiming we might not get clearance to fly over the stadium during the game. If that’s the case, I’m going highway billboard by both exits on 35 by campus plus a fucking banner over Sark’s house. Scorched fucking Earth if he has Ewers throwing 40 plus times deep to Worthy that results in 2 catches.
  20. I’m sure you meant to write that second sentence in English. But if you factor in we target the guy about 976,678 factorial times a game, it really throws a wet blanket on aggregate touchdown stats.
  21. It’s hard to watch the last several games and be heartbroken at the thought of Worthy leaving. No matter who is at fault, the guy is not a difference maker for us anymore.
  22. If we lose to Kansas and those two are not given 40 plus touches while Joe Dirt heaves 40 plus passes not connecting on any deep throws to Worthy, I’m flying a banner for Baylor. I’m still fuming from last night and the wife gave me the go ahead. Let’s hope it does not come to that but if it does I will need help from surly on what to put on the banner.
  23. To keep this football related, at least for Hill we showed promise on defense. Any concerns from recruits as we watch Sark turn into a poor man’s Shawn Watson?
  24. Sark invents new ways to lose every week. I wouldn’t assume he would suddenly figure out how to win in the ACC.
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