Newy25
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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
The only sad part about the Oilers epic collapse against the Bills as a Cowboys fan is being robbed of the opportunity to watch an all Texas Super Bowl in Pasadena. I was 12 when my father took me to the Rose Bowl for that game and it would have been glorious watching Cowboys v Oilers.
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2024 Texas Football Coaching and Support Staff Thread
Reasonable people can disagree about the process for this latest coaching hire but if you hate on The Big Lebowski you can go fuck yourself.
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2024 Texas Football Coaching and Support Staff Thread
That’s probably why Satk lets Flood call plays? There is a person in charge for a reason.
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2024 Texas Football Coaching and Support Staff Thread
No, the assistant line coach is not the one responsible for coaching the line. He’s not in charge. It’s like the analyst position. Helping out? Yes. Responsible for scheme and scouting? No.
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2024 Texas Football Coaching and Support Staff Thread
Show me where people “are losing their minds”. Having a healthy debate and criticizing does not mean people are questioning the direction of the program. That sounded more like projection on your part.
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2024 Texas Football Coaching and Support Staff Thread
No of course not. But when was the last time we hired a position coach at Texas that had never coached the position at the P5 level and only had one year in the NFL which did not even include being the position coach in that role, only an assistant. I don’t pretend to be the Texas Longhorn encyclopedia so maybe someone else knows. We paid the last guy 1M a year so our replacement budget should have opened the pool of candidates to a pretty large group of experienced candidates.
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2024 Texas Football Coaching and Support Staff Thread
I don’t mind if he talked to Giles as a former Longhorn but if he actually considered him Jesus Fucking Christ. If the criticism about Davis was he was not an elite recruiter imagine going with Giles in that scenario. That’s through the looking glass-Joseph Hellerish level absurdity.
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2024 Texas Football Coaching and Support Staff Thread
I guess I missed the part where he was the defensive line coach at Miami. I read “assistant defensive line coach”. As in, not the defensive line coach.
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2024 Texas Football Coaching and Support Staff Thread
He has never coached the defensive line at a level beyond Western Kentucky. The only reason it has inherit risk is not simply the fans lack of knowledge. It is literally his own lack of experience.
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2024 Texas Football Coaching and Support Staff Thread
Holy shit I had no idea that was a thing you could do.
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2024 Texas Football Coaching and Support Staff Thread
I read that post in the thickest of Asian accents and I literally cannot stop laughing.
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2024 Texas Football Coaching and Support Staff Thread
Even better than your drive by bitching about the board at large without being specific is you trying to pretend like you didn’t in fact do that. Fucking own it and quote who you disagree with and debate their points.
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2024 Texas Football Coaching and Support Staff Thread
Stating that an unproven coach is in fact, unproven and comes with inherit risk does not make one against the hire. If that kind of hateful discourse bothers you so much you should redirect yourself to Orangebloods.
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2024 Texas Football Coaching and Support Staff Thread
In this day of NIL at Texas, being able to recruit seems like effort is mostly needed to be successful. From all accounts Bo Davis was more Oscar Giles than Tim Brewster in that regard. I’m less worried about his recruiting if he is hungry and looking to make a name for himself. He could actually be a plus recruiter if he uses this opportunity to breakout as a coach. It’s the lack of resume developing players but we will see I guess.
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2024 Texas Football Coaching and Support Staff Thread
Why does Fangio have this much street cred? I followed him closely when he was with the Broncos and the guy fucking sucked balls and was run out of town.
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2024 Texas Football Coaching and Support Staff Thread
This is definitely an unconventional hire. It was reported Sark was looking for someone proven to develop players who can recruit and this guy is mostly potential. I think it’s fair to wonder if this guy will work out.
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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
Time to raid the Michigan roster. It’s quite amazing how big of a piece of shit Harbaugh is. I love it.
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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
It’s the new chocolate shrooms they sell now. When mixed with seven or eight Tito’s and soda I generally post my best material. If I’m posting past 10pm CST be highly suspect.
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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
I think I misread someone who suggested he posted there and I commented on it. In my defense, it is very likely I was tripping balls when I made that post.
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2024 Texas Football Coaching and Support Staff Thread
That article did not read like a team ready to promote someone on the current staff.
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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
Jesus Christ you are fucking retarded. It’s quite impressive unless you are a troll.
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2024 Texas Football Coaching and Support Staff Thread
Well, there it is gif We should probably hear an announcement by tomorrow at the latest if that is the case.
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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
Go fuck yourself. Negged.
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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
I didn’t see that quote but he played significantly better this year. PK subbed him in critical down and distance situations quite often and he played fine. If he stays on the development curve he will definitely be in the two deep.
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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
Broughton played significant snaps this year as we rotated Sweat and Murphy out quite liberally. And we were awesome against the run even when Broughton was playing. It’s not unreasonable to assume he also gets better like he did this year as well.