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CptnJiggleBits

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  1. Manny looks like he's shrinking Too many alligator roll tackling demos I guess.
  2. Your late for the gang bang. Hiphopfrog. Sore. Day to day. Should still be available this weekend
  3. I'm so excited about the versatility the stepbrother and Roschon backfield bring. Having two on the field and being able to split any of them out gives us a miss match with any personnel package a defense puts on the field. We can damn near go from run heavy formations to five wide with the same personnel on the field.
  4. It's that yall are next in line of the irate 8 Fuck You and Well.. Bye tour. Shortly from now the Horns shall deliver a rightful ass whooping the likes of which has never been seen before. We will rape de horses! Ride off on de womens! Then we will prune de hedges and yall can't do shit about it.
  5. Needed you a couple weeks ago!
  6. Aww yes, that ol' chestnut. Happens
  7. Does the 1st most redneck thing involve a good looking cousin, because that might require pics. You know, rules and everything.
  8. George Clooney huh? NTTIAWWT But my head movies had Charlize Theron voice and threw the corbdogs and beer in the shower.
  9. This bitch has queen potential
  10. Standard bullshit statement and question from reporter. "What's your message to team?" I dug the stone cold stare from Sark "We are gonna show up on Saturday 11:00am and play football"
  11. Apologize?! Fucking apologies?! We don't need no stinking apologies!! Did the Germans apologize after they bombed pearl harbor!! If this isnt the biggest bag over the head punch in the face I ever got! GAW DAMN IT!! Oh oh! It's good It's good! It's good! Ohhh.. Hey! You know what I want? I want this poster brought over here. I want em brought over here from their nice decade+ slumber with Polonsky and them other fucks over at Belmont,San Jacinto and Melody Iane. I want em brought right here with a great big ribbon on his head! I want to look him in the eye and tell em what a cheap, no-good, lying, rotten, four flushing, lowlife, snake licking, dirt eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat ass, bug-eyed, stiff legged, worm-headed, sack of monkey shit he is!!!! Hallelujah!! Holy Shiit!!! Where's the Tylenol?!! "Let your damn nuts hang!"
  12. Goodnight yall lovely shitheads. Good day of ball. Time to rewatch the Horns and get ready to stomp some roaches.
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