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William Bludworth

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  1. Dude, yes he was. I was actually thinking that as I was typing. That dude, like they say in Tommy Boy, could sell a ketchup ice cream cone to an Eskimo. Man he was a snake oil salesman. He and Jimbo, man. Kirby is just a whining taint, and the refs shit their pants with Saban, but Mack and Jimbo are two of the best snake oil salesmen I've ever seen in my life. They could nab 5* after 5* with the gift of gab, but then after they got their titles they just put their feet up. We did have Colt, but he was recruited during the VY-era, but his o-line, just like Jimbo's were absolute trash. The only difference is we still had Colt and Shipley who literally willed our team to the NC, and everyone knows had Colt not gone down we would have whipped their asses. Even the Bama players admit it, which is kind of shocking. On a side note, during the Big XII CCG, I don't think, even to this day, I've ever seen a more dominant player in CFB than Suh. Suh was what Aaron Donald was in the NFL. Just an unstoppable machine. He made Chris Hall, David Snow, and DJ Jones bend so far down as he climbed over them that they were limber enough to lick their own assholes. He tossed them around like they were a middle school girls soccer team.
  2. Well one has bone, ligaments and whatnot, while the other has been ravaged by CTE to the point they're not sure if they x-ray came back unfinished, or his skull is supposed to look like that with nothing but a void filling the space.
  3. Damn. Gotta keep chipping away. Just show him those Bijan pictures and explain this is what modern fans want.
  4. Dude, I love these. It's so simple, yet so beautiful. Love it. Actually, I hate myself for this, but those aren't bad. They should go back to these permanently. Just like UW and their 90s unis. I fucking love the UF helmet script no matter what color of helmet it is. White is the best, but they make it work with orange. I just wish Atlanta would make the red helmets with the black or white jerseys permanent. They're just so nice, especially with the black unis. I saw a video today on Deion when he was in Atlanta, and I forgot how sweet the red helmet with the white uni was. But give me red helmet w/ black tops and white pants all day. Just look how fucking sweet Bijan looks with the red/black/white combo. That's a clean ass look. IDGAF
  5. I like those unis. They look slick, and I dig their logo on the helmet. They don't need the big block letters. Imo
  6. I wish they would just go back to their 90s uniforms. Those were sick af. The last time they wore them was Oct 2021 against UCLA. #bringbackthe90sunis
  7. POS rep for using Egad
  8. Tulane is killing me. I don't think I can stomach this beheading anymore.
  9. But God forbid if you're a young man in his early 20s holding you back at a bowl game and touching you. Then he'll act like a bad ass.
  10. Me too. Is it a Texas thing? We seem to hire some soft ass coaches.
  11. Hired Nick Saban, got a lucky break in 2007, and fielded one of the top 8 GOATS of teams that we almost beat. Fuck you, Keontay Ingram. You stone handed fuck. As Fondren mentioned, this was before NIL, so they cheated their asses off. Charles Rogers once told a story about when he was recruited by Mich St, the reason he snubbed Michigan and Ohio State was because Saban had a "guy" who would pay big money for recruits. While he was at an all-star game, he tried recruiting an Alabama commit. The commit took the OV, got paid, and then still signed with Bama lol. RIP, Charles Rogers. 38 is too soon. We're the same age. One of the best college WR's I ever saw in college. He was up there with Roy Williams, Julio Jones, DK Metcalf, AJ Brown, Calvin Johnson etc. Sucks it didn't translate to the league with his substance abuse issues. The only WR I'll say we will never see again is Randy Moss. The most talented WR to ever play the game. Full stop.
  12. Tulane. What is you doing, baby? I love me some Jeff Taylor, but I love it more when Tulane is actually winning and ranked. Yeah, I know they're 6-1 or whatever, but they look out of sync. But they did what James Franklin couldn't, and that's manhandle Northwestern lulz. A team that barely escaped a crippled UCLA who also happened to beat James Franklin. You hate to see it.
  13. Anyone who thinks officials don't pander to certain coaches are living in another reality. I've literally heard retired officials say if they get something wrong, they'll make up for it on another call, and they can be persuaded to turn a flag into a non-flag. See Texas 2024 throwing shit on the field. I hate officials, but they're human and they're in the middle of a game where they're also fans. They're told to be unbiased, but let's be real, that's hard as fuck to actually do, especially a big time game. Tex/UGA, LSU/Aggy, Bama/UGA, Tex/fOSU, fOSU/Mich, Tex/Aggy, etc. They know they hold the outcome in their hands. Literally every flag could be thrown just for the OL and holding, but choose not to unless it's us. Same for DB/WR match-ups unless it's so blatant they have no choice or they will be reprimanded.
  14. So next year we will have Arch, Lacey, and Bell. We all know Owens is transferring. Didn't someone say he's 4th on the depth chart? I dunno, maybe he ramps it up and stays, but we still need a superior backup. Caldwell is fine, but surely we can do better than that.
  15. He is not a great teammate. He's literally being sued right now by his now ex-ASU teammate Mattheos Katergaris over Cam being asked to stop jumping on a golf cart and it threw the guy off and it ended his football career by rupturing his triceps tendon after the cart collapsed, which happened in July 2023. It's still ongoing. He's being sued for $300k for medical expenses and other injuries.
  16. What happened to Lance Jackson?
  17. Looks to be tampered with. How many guys did you say have rearranged her guts?
  18. Don't worry, we have at least 8 more 3* big humans just waiting in the wings. I'm sure the likes of Jackson Christian, Devin and Jordan Coleman, and the enigma himself, Cojoe might be old enough to play. If Chatman comes back, he might be able to play RG, but he'll have to fight off 3* Nate Kibble. I think I even saw Stroh playing RG when Campbell got hurt, which tells me Sark and Flood have learned nothing since plugging in true freshman Nick Brooks to LG, even though he's never played guard. But hey, I'm sure it'll all work out.
  19. And Notre Dame. Those two schools seem to just shit out TE'S, and I would probably add Stanford to the list, so three schools.
  20. Have you ever been there? They're poor af. Their roads are literally like driving over fault lines cracked and the roads are sometimes like you're driving on broken asphalt and sideways like you're on a Speed Racer track. Their roads are the absolute worst I've ever been on in my life, and I've been through a lot of shitty states and towns.
  21. Hey man, I'm just quoting another poster. If that guy is aware of one, I would also like to know. That's old news. Now people go to Fansly
  22. True, and that's fair, but the school itself doesn't have a "a lot of money". Your own governor doesn't come out and have to tell the public they aren't using school funds to buy out their fired coach if they have a lot of money. They really did embezzele a lot of money from a foundation that supports a children's hospital, hence why it's a joke. And yeah, 3 titles are great, but Nick Saban won their first one since 1958, who we now know is practically a football god, Miles lucked into his in year 3 with Saban's now defensive upperclassmen, as well as some extremely questionable rankings at the end of the year, leaving a 1-loss Kansas and a 12-0 Hawaii out of a title shot. USC should have been the opponent against Ohio State in 2007, but it is what it is. Then it took 12 years for another, which was luck, great recruiting with 2 of them being the best at their position in JaMarr Chase and Justin Jefferson, and Joe Burrow, who isn't a scrub. All of those titles were before legal NIL, and now that it's been introduced, look where they are now? They aren't Bama or even Georgia when it comes to winning consistently. Before Saban they were lucky if they even sniffed 7-8 wins. They were worse than aggy has been. Their run looks to be over unless they just nail it out of the park with hiring. They already failed with Kelly, and now they have to compete with Florida and Penn State. That's gonna be tough sledding for them.
  23. Let's be fair here. People are selling their wives pussies because sometimes marriage sucks and college football is more important than even your own children. College football is our lord and savior.
  24. LSU is not a top 3 job lol. I love Klatt, but LSU is behind Texas, Michigan, Ohio State, Florida, USC, Oregon, Florida State, and Notre Dame.
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