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William Bludworth

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  1. TBF, they pretty much know who both DB Cooper and Jack the Ripper are. DB Cooper's identity is most prominentlyassumed to be Richard Floyd McCoy, Jr. His own family brought forth extremely strong evidence confirming it to be him. Jack the Ripper, as of recent DNA that was just found this year from one of the victims (Catherine Eddowes' shawl) prominently points to Aaron Kosminski, a Polish-Jewish immigrant and barber, who was also a prime suspect at the time, as well. DNA just linked him to it.
  2. God damnit, man. You know I hate being "that guy" because it makes me look more like an asshole than I already am. It's you're* I'm sorry. I can't unsee it, either. This motherfucker has been in college since Charlie Strong got hired. GET A JOB, YOU BUM! Kind of agree but also disagree. As for Coleman, yeah, we don't really need him. He's basically Wingo. He has drops and fumble issues just as much. A Craver-type would be nice. I don't know really anything about Isaiah Sategna other than he had some pretty good catches against us, but other than that, I never thought about him again. I went and looked uo some highlights and he can ball. If he had late season Arch, he would have been awesome, instead we had Moore who, for whatever dropped some easy passes. He dropped less passes than I remember, tho. He had 5 in 2024 and 3 this past season. Compared to Wingo having 7 this season, and 7 lst season. That's absurd. 14 dropped passes in two seasons is awful. For some reason I can't find Cam Coleman's, but he has drop issues (not sure to the extent of Wingo, but it's been noted by NFL scouts he has a high ceiling, but emphasizes he needs to correct "concentration drops". With Mosley, McCutcheon, and Bishop, there is no need for another slot WR. Sark needs to stop with this complex offensive bullshit and just dumb it down. This isn't the NFL. There's no need to learn complex shit, other than audibles like Caldwell called for the td to Mosley against Miss St. Because we're Texas. Duh. We print money, didn't you know? I'm not too surprised by this, if true. Terry is a beast. Pack on some more muscle and he could be our own Derrick Henry (hyperbole, obviously. Just in height). He's a dude. I'm glad, for the moment at least, he's found a position. That was my biggest worry. I didn't want Sark to waste him or what he could bring to the table. Sucks about Simon, but anything can happen in this gladiatorial game, just ask Baxter and anyone else who has suffered a catastrophic injury at their position. So, is Terry currently RB1 or is it Clark, then Terry, Simon, and Cooper? He was one of the worst RBs in all of FBS. He was ranked 137th in rushing at his position. He didn't just suck, he was abysmal. A lot can be blamed on the OL, but even last year it took him 16 games just to reach 1,065 yards and 6 TD's, and that was with a Joe Moore finalist OL group. He's not even in the same stratosphere as a RB1. There are zero excuses for being ranked 137th at your position, even at Texas with a shit OL. Choice and his recruiting were beyond awful. Gibson is gone because of Chad Scott (that's on Sark), Rickey Stewart was MIA for almost all of spring, and from Aug to PRESENT, so great eval there, Baxter is a shell of himself, and that's just football after tearing his ACL/MCL, and Wisner is a football player, but is RB3/4 at RB. He had three one-hundred yard games last year (ou, aggy, UK), and one one-hundred yard game this year (aggy). The woulda, coulda, shoulda can be played all day against fOSU, ou, Arky) but the fact is he didn't. I wish him nothing but the best, but it will not be hard to upgrade from 137th. CSB: When I was in college in the mid to early aughts we went to Padre Island for spring break and Ricky was there with some current players. They were the nicest motherfuckers I have ever met. They literally bought all the drinks and we hung out in a hot tub for (no hyperbole) 12 hours just getting hammered. To say I couldn't walk after getting out, and not because of the alcohol but because my feet were so wrinkly and sore would be an understatement. Ricky helped me to my room with a few linemen (or DL or players. They're all huge, IDK). Then a night or two later my buddy and I saw them again in Mexico at this shitty hole in the wall bar. Someone dropped and broke a shot glass and some Mexican dude told me I had to pay $50 for it. I said fuck that. I didn't drop it, and even if I did I wasn't paying $50 for a fucking shot glass. The guy got some hard ass Mexicans to come over and they called the cops. They were about to arrest me (man Mexico is crazy corrupt, dude) until Ricky and those guys stepped in. We ended up going to some strip club after that and seeing some fine ass American college chicks naked and dancing in a cage to some of the shittiest American pop music. Seriously, the nicest fucking guys ever. I wish I would have asked for an autograph before leaving Padre, but I didn't see them again after that night. But I did get to spend the rest of my vacation shacking up with this hot ass OU chick and her friends (only got laid by the one chick. Boooo). im gonna piggyback off of this and add two names — Justice Haynes (my sweet baby Jesus) and Emmett Johnson Whoa. We have midget agents? We can hmg it right next to me joking Derrian Brown will be our next Jamaal Charles. That's how many drugs I've done. @Helobious is right —Don't half-ass your drug use, ladies and gentlemen. Either hit OD or go get me another bag of coke.
  3. That's great to hear, but did they remove the muscle in his left leg or not? We need answers here! I'm fine if we have Andre "Oscar Pistorious" Cojoe and he has a blade for a leg. Hell, he can even swap it out for a Bushmaster Carbine fitted with a Cobray 37mm grenade launcher, while we're at it. We'll be unstoppable! It looks good here —
  4. I just want Cam Coleman so no one else can have him. I don't care what else he does, I just want him here. If he produces, awesome. I'm a greedy motherfucker.
  5. Shit, that's right. I forgot it was a sports hernia or something. It was his leg in 2024.
  6. I'm betting IU wins the NC over Georgia.
  7. I didn't see much from Brown, but I looked up some highlights on YouTube and he's a dude. I would not be disappointed at all if Sark landed him. And yeah, McCutcheon is young, he has a lot of growing to do, but he has the tools to be a weapon. If anything, both Brown and McCutcheon will, or should be an upgrade from Moore. Speed kills.
  8. I'm pretty bullish on McCutcheon as a slot receiver. Dude has shown he can catch and he's fast as colcae'd diarrhea running down Rosie O'Donnell's legs. He dropped one pass this season and it was under thrown.
  9. Have you...been to an incel convention?
  10. Man, going down memory lane was better than I thought. Good times reading all the posts during us pounding aggy into pillow biting submission.
  11. I would add Simmons and Arch, and then go Goosby, Wingo, and then take your pick.
  12. Damn, for real? Someone actually rated him the #1 OT? Wow.
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