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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
campcrunk replied to texifornia's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
This video would be funny if it wasn't so goddamn stressful to watch live. The play at 0:53 where Suh destroys Hall and then Hall passively watches Suh basically suplex Colt is an all-time post-2006 Texas-MacWhorter-OL moment Also, big shoutout to Greg Davis for thinking it was a good idea to run our star QB inside and right into the best defensive player in CFB that season. And to do it behind THAT OL. An unfortunate portent of things to come -
Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
campcrunk replied to texifornia's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
I believe Louisiana also allocated a relatively small but not insignificant portion of the state's payout from the settlement of the AG's lawsuit against Juul to LSU NIL - which is one of the most LSU things I've ever heard Edit. Found it: https://frontofficesports.com/louisiana-ag-uses-juul-settlement-for-nil-deals/ -
"He made major mistakes in a 34-27 victory over [who gaf]." The NFL and NFL media's attitude to VY summed up in a single sentence, IMO
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I mean... ever for you, dude
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"Grand Canyon University" sounds like one of those schools that had to forgive all their student loan debt for being, well... not an actual university. Ouch
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The thing that Trev doesn't seem to realize is that aggy wasn't second, third, or even fourth. They were somewhere significantly to the right of the red arrow and no one knows where the fuck they were looking because they were well outside the camera frame
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
campcrunk replied to texifornia's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
I've heard lots of basketball and, with the new transfer rules, football coaches talk about how there really is value in finishing second in these things because, when a rival school breaks promises, isn't the right fit, or otherwise fucks up with the recruit that you wanted, that connection is there and ready Will it work out that way for us? Almost certainly not. That kind of shit never does. But hold your head high anyway. We're TEXAS and our academics are totally, 100%, absolutely better than Stanford. At least that's what I read on this board -
Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
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Maybe I'm still drinking the Kool-Aid but I think a few flips are a real possibility. I know it's been a very frustrating summer but, as has been pointed out, we're actually ahead of where we were at this point last year. I also wonder if maybe we have a bit of a target on our back after coming into the SEC and not only not falling on our face, but being a missed kick away from winning the conference (GOD FUCKING DAMMIT, BERT), making the semis (and in pretty spectacular fashion, given the way we beat ASU), being a halfway decent red zone call away from being tied with the "unbeatable" national champ Buckeyes, pulling the No. 1 class, and doing all of that while taking local guys away from UGA, LSU, Florida, Auburn, and USC. It also seems like it's worth noting that the staff likes Turntine (who's not exactly low rated), Okpala, Howard, Robertson, and Riley significantly more than the $9.99 crew does. Maybe Brown and Wright, too? I have no idea. At the very least, I'm hopeful for Howard But maybe that's just typical "my team just got beat for a bunch of highly rated guys" cope? Again, I have no idea - but I do know that Sark has pulled off some awesome flips and that some of his 3 star takes look pretty fucking good PS Fuck Lott and fuck Finley. Unless they flip. If that happens, they've always been incredible prospects with my complete support. Also, fuck aggy, OU, Tech, and Baylor. There's no caveat here. Fuck them always and forever -
Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
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"Dillingham said he’s seen contracts that also permit schools to end or reduce a player’s salary over the course of the deal, something reported earlier this spring by Yahoo Sports via Illinois law professor Michael Leroy, who uncovered more than 90 different player contracts through open-records requests. 'These NIL contracts read like employee handbooks that reserve a right of employment at will for employers,” he said. “They don’t use ‘at will’ but the concept is, they can terminate the contract.'” There's going to be a whole bunch of fuckery, some kids are going to get Jordan Addisoned, some schools are going to come off looking very bad, and some extremely expensive players are not going to contribute meaningfully - at least not initially - despite intense pressure to do so. It's going to be an interesting season -
Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
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Edit: sorry - shitty feed. I heard wrong -
Why does he look like he's part of a plot to murder Nucky Thompson?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2027: I remember watching his dad play
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Are we definitely out of it for Gunner Rivers? Not that I'm complaining - Bryant seems great and, although I'm sure his ranking will change (up or down - who knows? It's really early), I certainly trust Sark and Milwee to properly evaluate QBs. Just wondering -
Texas A&M Recruiting 2026: The World's Drunkest Elk
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It's only been two hours but this is already a VERY underrated post -
Exactly this. If I saw a UT grad doing this, I would not only NOT give them a like, I would DM them, talk a TON of shit, and ask them to revoke whatever their association is with UT. I would be FURIOUS if someone did this in the name of my alma mater - and, no, I do not care that they sort of gave the impression that the were going to pick up and re-sort the shirts. 1) I don't believe them because aggy; and 2) even if they did hang everything back, they've still wrinkled merchandise and generally made a lot more work for people who are legit not making more than $15.00 per hour Get fucked, aggy morons. Hell is not hot enough
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Nothing cooler or more respectful than making a bunch of extra work for some poor store clerk/gas station attendant making $15.00 per hour. Stay classy, aggy
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