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Reese Bennett

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  1. We need to quit feeding Sweat until he drops at least 30 lbs.
  2. I don't get Clemson. It's just a campus stuck in the middle of nowhere with a Publix and a few fast food joints and pizza places. You have to drive 30 miles to get to a town of any size but at least a nuclear reactor is close by. No wonder they had to build some goofy stuff to keep their guys from getting bored to tears. I guess it is on a lake though.
  3. I get no credit for the PS5 line? Tough crowd.
  4. Get a dog door my guy.
  5. I forgot to add this one: "Hey, does your mom need a job? I know a few companies right here in Austin that would value her experience and pay top dollar for it."
  6. We're building something special so come be a part of it. We know how to put players in the NFL. We know how to win championships. Loyal to the soil. (For instate recruits only) Education and national alumni network. Austin. BBQ and Tex-Mex. Actual female cheerleaders. Name and likeness will make you a bunch more bucks here than anywhere else. Oh yeah, here's a bag full o' money, a Surface, and a PS5 with a bunch of games. You get the loaded F-250 when you sign.
  7. My interpretation is that the "recruiting instagram" asked the question and was the subject of the response by Ewers.
  8. Marky, Ricky, Danny, Terry, Mikey, Davey, Timmy, Tommy, Joey, Robby, Johnny, and Brian.
  9. If this is true, how come they just don't start off as burnt orange, huh? Surely there's money in the budget for burnt orange construction materials? Hell, we already have Hook 'em ductwork. It's doubly-super bad because the Seahawk colors may remind recruits of the real 12th Man which would make aggy really mad at us. Damn CDC is shooting his own foot here. Electric blue and lime green are not our standard. Burnt orange construction panels or bust! We're the University of Texas, not some compass point backwater.
  10. I don’t think it’s commonly thought of as legal jargon. More like a good GRE word. But hey, I’m no lawyer—just a Liberal Arts guy.
  11. There was some discussion over in recruiting about the Vol RB being in Austin today.
  12. I like the new hire. Seems solid and more in keeping with Sarkian expectations. As for the dick gobbler...
  13. I was just a couple of yards from coming in second or third in our local PPK one year. My punt went straight up in the air and landed right on the tape, but it only traveled 6 yards. I got 4th which meant no trophy for me. /csb
  14. Coach Kwiatkowski from a pre-Texas interview: ON RECRUITING TEXAS AND THE PIPELINE ALREADY BEING THERE FROM THEIR TIME AT BSU"We recruited Texas, mainly the Houston and Dallas areas, when we were (at Boise State). We're going to stay in Dallas and the same areas. (Keith Bhonapha) got a running back from the Waco area and I know we're recruiting guys in other areas that aren't in those footprints, but it always comes back to your relationship with the (prep) coaches and then building those relationships with the players. We understand there's a lot of schools those guys have got to fly over (to get to Washington), so them having a relationship with us as coaches and us getting them the information about the type of education Washington can give those guys, the built in advantages that athletes, especially football players, have in getting a degree from Washington in regards to the business community and the Seattle area or across the country with all these big companies that are in Seattle. That's a big talking point with us in getting these guys interested in Washington. As everybody knows, Texas has got really good football, all of their coaches are on campus. If you coach in Texas, you have to be a certified teacher, so that's a big-time built-in advantage for those guys because every day they have eyes on their kids and they know what's going on with their kids and they can keep them on point and grounded and pointed in the right direction. Those relationships we build with those coaches are really important in the recruiting process with those guys."
  15. Is he taking any questions? I want to know about LB and Conditioning and rest of staff.
  16. MIlwee looks a bit more mature.
  17. I guess Moloch, Set, and Baphomet weren't available so we have to settle for a third rate denizen of the underworld. I mean, come on Sark, sure Beelzebub is covered in flies, but he knows linebacker play better than Shtups.
  18. Not a big fan of the Seahawk colors.
  19. I watched Jackie Chan's Police Story 2 recently so this conversation hits home.
  20. Based on anecdotal evidence, I like this Flood guy. I think he could be an improvement. For good measure, let me add "Fuck the Brocks!" (If they decide to portal here, I'll take it back--maybe.)
  21. Pffft. I'm pretty sure I can get out of the blocks faster than that even with a headwind. The other 39.5 yards might take me awhile.
  22. I'm around some Ducks. They're all happy. Very happy.
  23. My guess is somebody wants to play golf at Bandon Dunes.
  24. Poles and Polynesians are very close alphabetically.
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