
turtlepond
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8 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:
This is Whittingtons last year according to Whittington
Has Whittington checked with any surgeons before casting that prediction in stone? (I kid, I kid)
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3 minutes ago, MuellerHorn said:
I guess Fat Ketch only understands math when it involves the embezzlement of charitable donations.
Or how much pork he wants to buy.
He uses an Abacus- but, it looks just like a red plastic Buffalo wing basket, full of bones.
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1 hour ago, Foosters said:
Smuggled a bottle of Jack Daniels into Cowboys stadium so that I could fucking celebrate appropriately when we punched our ticket to the NCG.
Also ended up vomiting in the parking lot.
My cell phone died, my ride left me, only finding out AFTER walking to the farthest lot at that dump of a stadium. I was too drunk to call a cab, but I also had lost my wallet so it didn’t matter.
I got mugged (well, got 1 shoe stolen from what I think was a pimp). I drunkenly ran nowhere, and finally a squad car picked me up and dumped me back home, approximately 7 hours later.
All that to say, FUCK those CU cunts, and fuck GDGD….-
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Wrt Mitchell possibly ending up in the calculator, can someone help with the pronunciation for this rube?
Is it MITCHELL, as in “fuck agg-ee”, or “fuck jaw-ja ”
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The one damned HS coach I know, and he’s at Guyer….I got nothin’ for Hill scoop
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1 minute ago, Jebus said:
Where’s the backup surly discussion location for when the servers melt down?
OnlyFans/PancakeFactory ?
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27 minutes ago, Bevo said:
But what the fuck is an ass banjo?
It’s like a ZJ…if you have to ask, you can’t afford it…
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12 minutes ago, Atticus said:
Not really out of nowhere with either of these guys. Rogers was basically begging for an a&m offer and was gonna camp there this summer, as a highly rated recruit, to get one. Once they offered, he wasted no time in visiting, then shutting it down.
Thomas has been trending there for a while. Don't be shocked if Malik Muhammad joins soon too.
A&M has some juice and they are trying to strike while the iron/fund is hot.
$100 oil seems to cycle in harmony with aggy (recruiting and finishing of the tackle box 8-13th decks), too.
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What atrocious record would be enough to stop the alternate reality going on in Sheepville?
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2 minutes ago, TheMailBox357 said:
Anybody got Mike Roach's report on LTG that was just put out?
IT still has LTG favored to commit to UT in today's Humidor.
Well, if someone would ask him which Western is his favorite, we might be able to patch together the clues….
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29 minutes ago, Bob Lives! said:
Perkins a done deal now too?
Sent from my iPhone using TapatalkIsn’t it public knowledge that Perkins has been enjoying aggy bag$ for months now?
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3 minutes ago, cashman said:
Any word on how big that petition was in influencing Ewers' decsion
Are you related to FCB? Because, you seem like you suck….
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Just now, Wulaw Horn said:
Dude- this thread getting to 1,000 is the biggest layup in the history of the internet. It will be there probably Monday but absolutely no later than Wednesday. Even if it didn’t get there we have an entire 2 months before NSD2, and then years of pile ons after that.
No argument here. It was just a reference to ‘Archer’. I’m watching my kids and didn’t have time to attach the gif
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3 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:
So- question- who posts the Ewers commitment first and will it go in the Ewers thread or this one?
Are you TRYING not to get this thread to 1,000 pages? Because that’s how you don’t get this thread to 1,000 pages…
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3 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:
TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT BOYZZ
Class is at what, 278 points? So, is Ketch telling us that this is the night he goes out to eat 278 Buffalo wings, as an appetizer? FGK 🙂
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Just now, BurntOrange&White said:
"247 said they expect Banks on campus tomorrow"
can anyone confirm/
Can someone have the thujone boner chart on standby, all weekend maybe??
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2 minutes ago, immamac said:
Holy fuck. I would die if you tweeted this at him.
Nah…dude doesn’t deserve any more publicity, but it’s got a shit eating grin on my face thinking about it, fo ‘sho
plus, I’m running low on karma lately….
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2 minutes ago, Tylerocks said:Serious comment….I’ve got a child with Down Syndrome.
unserious comment…my daughter is nowhere near as uncoordinated as D Rovell. He’s just got 17 left feet, no kneecaps, half of a hip and zero flexibility in any tendon or ligament in his body.
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1 minute ago, Creasy Bear said:
I’m 34. Everyone I know who’s within a 5 year radius of me, listens to the Ticket. You can tell a lot about a person that listens to the Fan vs Ticket.
I’m 43, and I don’t know a single damned person that listens to the Fan. My boss and two coworkers, all over 60, listen to it all day long at the office as well.
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4 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:
I just can't believe how all this is breaking for Texas. If we had just hung onto that lead against ou and beat fucking Kansas, Sark would be cleaning up. Hell, he might anyway.
Think about this:
1. LSU hires just about the most unlikable dude ever who runs off the their rainmaker db coach and revered s&c coach, and has an exodus to the portal.
2. Riley blows up ou, guts the staff, destroys the programs identity and then they have massive decommitments and portals. They end up with arm band boy, a Briles rape apologist for OC and about the biggest retread loser DC you could possibly find. But at least they stole atm's strength guy back so the dudes who didn't portal out can relearn the tried and true okie tradition of eating their own vomit.
3. Oregon isn't usually even on the radar but my lord did Cristobal lift his leg on that program. Just in the nick of time so we can get back in on those ol targets.
4. And aggy... Well, they haven't gone through anything like the other ones but losing their strength guy and DC a few days before signing day ain't good. I think Fisher will be hard pressed to replace them with the same quality guys but you never know. At least it throws some uncertainty into the mix at a critical time.
5. The highest rated qb recruit in Texas since vy portals from Ohio State and isn't looking out of Texas. Then tech, our only competition for him, goes and hires a ton of no names to run their offense.
Who could have imagined all this shit two weeks ago? If Sark can't flex right now, it ain't ever happening.
What he said….
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All of this talk of floors and ceilings…does nobody ever mention the walls?
im beginning to think that’s the real advantage aggy has in evaluation. With their construction management programs at their school, they definitely landed their highest ranked class ever, not by deploying payola, but by including the talk of walls along with potential floors and ceilings…..