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  1. 3 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

    I once saw a teenage kid back into a space at sonic in his big truck.  Then realized he couldn't push the button and order until he moved to the passenger seat.

    Had an aggy sticker on the back.  No shit csb.

    i believe you

     

  2. 7 hours ago, AngryBevo said:

     

    An particular reason you're going back to Ford?  I'm a ford guy myself and looking at getting a f250 diesel later this year.

    I’m letting go of a 2012. I liked the Cummins 6.7L and the transmission for towing.  I really liked the megacab too and the body styling The rest of truck is just OK.  It’s not bad just not real crazy about it.  

    The Fords I’ve had before just overall suited me a little better.  

  3. 3 minutes ago, chikin23 said:
    23 minutes ago, deadshank said:
    Fat woman jacking with her crap inside of her Honda in front of the diesel pumps at Bunker Hill HEB. 
    I honk and she looks in rear view mirror and starts fooling around with her hair. 
    I honk again and she stays in car for another minute or so. Finally oozes out of car and pumps $5 worth of gas.  Gets back in car to check messages and her hair. 
    I blast her again and she pulls away real slow and stops short as I pull up. 
    She drives around behind me, gets out as I’m pumping diesel and asks if I was honking at her.
    I say yes and she should get her fat ass and her March Madness teeth into gear and quit fucking around. 
    She acts all appalled and bows up.  I threw a healthy get the fuck out of here lard ass in to help the situation along.
     
     

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    Did she kick your ass?

    Haha. 

  4. 29 minutes ago, 686 said:

    I don’t know if they were afraid of the tree or the scary yellow parking block:

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    I’m afraid of the scary yellow parking block.  I tripped over one and broke boafma arms about 5 years ago.  Falling down sober is no way to go through life. 

  5. Fat woman jacking with her crap inside of her Honda in front of the diesel pumps at Bunker Hill HEB. 

    I honk and she looks in rear view mirror and starts fooling around with her hair. 

    I honk again and she stays in car for another minute or so. Finally oozes out of car and pumps $5 worth of gas.  Gets back in car to check messages and her hair. 

    I blast her again and she pulls away real slow and stops short as I pull up. 

    She drives around behind me, gets out as I’m pumping diesel and asks if I was honking at her.

    I say yes and she should get her fat ass and her March Madness teeth into gear and quit fucking around. 

    She acts all appalled and bows up.  I threw a healthy get the fuck out of here lard ass in to help the situation along.

     

     

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  6. 3 hours ago, JGHorn said:

    Nice! Dually or SRW? Color?

    I didn’t know 2019 order banks were open yet. Supposedly a 10 speed transmission is coming for model year 2020.

    SRW.  White with some kind of grayish accent stripe at bottom.  I was ordering a 2018 but my sales guy went on vacation before I could finalize the order.  When he came back the computer was telling him it was time to order 2019s.  He is actually ordering both and if the 2018 takes then I get my new truck in May.  If the 2018 order doesn't take then I'll get a 2019 in June or July.  The price is staying the same for either.  I really don't care either way.

    The good thing (if there is such a bird when dealing with dealerships) is we are building a house for a big cigar in one of the national auto dealer ownership groups and he got me hooked up on what appears to be a pretty good deal.  The best deal?  Who knows?  I did have another guy I know that is in the car bidness take a look at the pricing and options I ordered and he tells me I'm getting a good deal. 

    Knowing my luck they're both lying and laughing at me down at the car dealers' association club house while smoking cigarettes, drinking cheap bourbon and playing bumper pool.

  7. 1 hour ago, T’Boo Ted Marshall said:

    What's the scoop here?  What are you doing with the stock wheels and tires?  

    Keeping them.  Gonna just look at them .

     

  8. 10 hours ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

    Currently sitting in a required gifted and talented training, on Sat, Easter weekend, and missing my son’s soccer game.  To top it off, the room consists of about 40 women who all feel the need to share their stupid stories.

    But titties

  9. 3 hours ago, Bevo VIII said:

    This video never fails to make me laugh

     

    Several years I got negged to Bolivia for posting that.  It hurts me to this day.

    /csb

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