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  1. 3 minutes ago, chikin23 said:
    23 minutes ago, deadshank said:
    Fat woman jacking with her crap inside of her Honda in front of the diesel pumps at Bunker Hill HEB. 
    I honk and she looks in rear view mirror and starts fooling around with her hair. 
    I honk again and she stays in car for another minute or so. Finally oozes out of car and pumps $5 worth of gas.  Gets back in car to check messages and her hair. 
    I blast her again and she pulls away real slow and stops short as I pull up. 
    She drives around behind me, gets out as I’m pumping diesel and asks if I was honking at her.
    I say yes and she should get her fat ass and her March Madness teeth into gear and quit fucking around. 
    She acts all appalled and bows up.  I threw a healthy get the fuck out of here lard ass in to help the situation along.
     
     

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    Did she kick your ass?

    Haha. 

  2. 29 minutes ago, 686 said:

    I don’t know if they were afraid of the tree or the scary yellow parking block:

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    I’m afraid of the scary yellow parking block.  I tripped over one and broke boafma arms about 5 years ago.  Falling down sober is no way to go through life. 

  3. Fat woman jacking with her crap inside of her Honda in front of the diesel pumps at Bunker Hill HEB. 

    I honk and she looks in rear view mirror and starts fooling around with her hair. 

    I honk again and she stays in car for another minute or so. Finally oozes out of car and pumps $5 worth of gas.  Gets back in car to check messages and her hair. 

    I blast her again and she pulls away real slow and stops short as I pull up. 

    She drives around behind me, gets out as I’m pumping diesel and asks if I was honking at her.

    I say yes and she should get her fat ass and her March Madness teeth into gear and quit fucking around. 

    She acts all appalled and bows up.  I threw a healthy get the fuck out of here lard ass in to help the situation along.

     

     

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  4. 3 hours ago, JGHorn said:

    Nice! Dually or SRW? Color?

    I didn’t know 2019 order banks were open yet. Supposedly a 10 speed transmission is coming for model year 2020.

    SRW.  White with some kind of grayish accent stripe at bottom.  I was ordering a 2018 but my sales guy went on vacation before I could finalize the order.  When he came back the computer was telling him it was time to order 2019s.  He is actually ordering both and if the 2018 takes then I get my new truck in May.  If the 2018 order doesn't take then I'll get a 2019 in June or July.  The price is staying the same for either.  I really don't care either way.

    The good thing (if there is such a bird when dealing with dealerships) is we are building a house for a big cigar in one of the national auto dealer ownership groups and he got me hooked up on what appears to be a pretty good deal.  The best deal?  Who knows?  I did have another guy I know that is in the car bidness take a look at the pricing and options I ordered and he tells me I'm getting a good deal. 

    Knowing my luck they're both lying and laughing at me down at the car dealers' association club house while smoking cigarettes, drinking cheap bourbon and playing bumper pool.

  5. 1 hour ago, T’Boo Ted Marshall said:

    What's the scoop here?  What are you doing with the stock wheels and tires?  

    Keeping them.  Gonna just look at them .

     

  6. 10 hours ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

    Currently sitting in a required gifted and talented training, on Sat, Easter weekend, and missing my son’s soccer game.  To top it off, the room consists of about 40 women who all feel the need to share their stupid stories.

    But titties

  7. 3 hours ago, Bevo VIII said:

    This video never fails to make me laugh

     

    Several years I got negged to Bolivia for posting that.  It hurts me to this day.

    /csb

  8. Two frat brothers of mine are terribad golfers but extremely competitive when playing against each other.  Their standing bet is a 12 pack of beer / all strokes counted.  

    We played a pine-lined course in Houston a few years back and they had their usual hackfest: spewing balls left and right, skulls, chili dips, missed 2 footers and worm burners.  It was pure gold as they are very good sports about it and fun to play with.  

    Coming into the 18th, one was up 11 strokes on the other.  The one that was down 11 presses for a full case of beer...remember he was down 11 strokes.

    He came back to win the round and a full case of beer.  He won by 14 strokes.  That’s a 25 stroke turn around in one hole.  

    I and one other buddy witnessed it.  It was gut wrenching and hilarious at the same time. 

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  9. On 3/28/2018 at 8:11 AM, ImissWallyPryor said:

    Mixing Mossy Oak with two other whoknowswhat camo patterns?  How gauche.

    Mossy Oak is for Georgia meatheads. Game Guard, Brush Country or Bushlan. 

  10. 3 minutes ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

    When you say "I think everyone telling me x is lying, and they really want y," how is it you think a conversation about x is even possible? You aren't having a conversation about x, you are having a conversation about y, because you think that's what the other party is doing, even if they really are wanting to talk about x. Therefore, you don't have to say, "we need to stop talking about x," because you were never talking about x to begin with.

    Again, I never said "everyone."  I typed "a lot" and that may be incorrect.  Perhaps I should have typed "some." 

     I don't mind having a discussion about it, as evidenced by posting on this thread. 

    Do you really believe that "some" of those advocating for "just a little bit more gun control" are willing to stop at whatever point that is?  Sure, "some" will stop at that point because that is where they want to stop. Others won't and they see "just a little more gun control"  as a  stepping stone to continue on with more and more to the point of outright ban and potential confiscation; all the while realizing and being cunning enough to not actually state in the beginning what their end game is.  Others are outright banners from the get go and they are at least a respectable and known adversary.

    Why is saying and thinking this so controversial?  Every one of you has listened to and read the words of some politician or advocate and have not taken their words at face value and in the back of your mind thought they were lying and not telling you the truth about what they really want.   What's wrong with being skeptical?  I guess its wrong when someone is skeptical about a position those calling me out agree with.

     

      

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