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Texas A&M Recruiting 2026: The World's Drunkest Elk
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Don't forget the Aggieland 1/4+ inches thick manual with foreword by David Koresh. Selling point ... advantage: aggie -
Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
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Slightly rambling but points as I thought of them. Wow, talk about living in a bubble. I haven't lived in Texas for many years but I have to believe most of the texags base are not grown professionals? Or, maybe not? Very few grasp the current landscape or why they struggle. Yea, love CS, it's a real shithole. Aside from the aesthetics, being a barren cow pasture, middle of the road education in most subjects, mid at best coaches, weird ass traditions (especially of never winning anything important), etc - that screams to players to come there. They have to pay the inverse of the Saban tax and wonder why the portal is loaded with their players with no development. Texas has to pay for visits is their great mantra (transference). Yep, Austin a top 10 place to live in the US, academics in top 20 in anything important, Blue-Blood back on track and winning, NFL development, great facilities, opportunity for real exposure for NIL, tons of things to do, etc. I have never seen a post on our forums lamenting what they are doing. This goes back to hornfans and some site prior to that (mostly lurking). We will bitch about coaches but never about what aggie is doing. I think Elko may could be a decent coach. Problem is, he's from the Jimbo tree and has nothing to draw on or good connections (look at his hires - not a coach we'd even call). The guy is faced with: Hello, this is Mike Elko at TAM, I'd like to talk with you .... response: Uhm, who are you? Yes! It's that dumpster fire of an AD in Texas that is also fiscally having issues ... but, I thing USC is too? Click. It's great they brought back the entire OL, Hoping they can again. Look at what they did with multiple high DL draft picks last year. Wisner ran crazy on them. QE was good at times but was our weak link (hurt, no zip on ball). Should have been a much worse beating. Is their any position group they have that concerns us? Moss is a good RB, Conception seems like an OK WR but Reed has to pass the ball behind that OL. Watch their Spring game on YT - it's 1h 12m condensed. He hit a few but is still below average on passing. They had to change secondaries and hold on rushing after the half to help him. I think 8-4 is best with a real shot at 7-5 for them. As said before they just write the jokes, it's a mockery. Goat pictures? Yea, that's cool - it went viral according to one of their guys ... maybe look at why. They embarrass Texas (the state). Oh and Trev needs an extension ASAP. -
Sark is said to be at least 6'0 in everything I've read. Berymon looks more 6'5ish based on that picture. And huge without bad weight. Huge get. Side ask, who's the chick that does the Longhorn bootie shorts thing on the talk show?
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
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they just bought the shit of law schools and are building millions to support it with their trusted rectangle and few windows - East German or Russian style. aggie lawyer, good luck on your case. Medical, lol. Business, a few but hell, our drop outs supercede most of them. Their future is't bright on any standard. -
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What we are seeing is beautiful. Texas acceptance rate is around 36%, aggie 77% for a diploma mill that keeps sinking in every known category for academics. While Texas is top 1-20 in damn near everything academically (my last degree, MPA - Texas is #1 still and has been for decades). Texas hasn't leveraged heavily to do this. aggie has. They still owe their academic funds, foundation many millions. Their athletic department, or what constitutes that, is in shambles and in the red fiscally. They could legit go bankrupt without us sharing some state funds with them in the next few years. They envision being a national brand, they are not. Anyone that has lived outside of Texas knows this. They failed in 12 years in the SEC, became a joke...again. Look at their bargain coach hires. Maybe Beavis pans out, the rest a Duke coaching staff no other SEC/Big10 would hire with a few years at Duke? Beavis no one has heard of but may be OK. Earley, yea we've seen that with a championship roster - they can't afford to fire him fiscally or perception. TA, tough job for a bad hire to figure it out. And they wonder why donations are so low. -
Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
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Facts kinda hurt and are not welcome in the hive/cult mind. texags has to earn that $1M+ salary. Can't have facts! Maybe next week, Looch can do it next week after a new HGH and steroid supplier and a bit of coke laced with fentanyl? -
you left out the other 3-2 times per month with another for anal sex. rest sees accurate. If @RomaVicta gets the housing post, it's going to be greatness. Who the fuck cares about an old fashioned in college, smoking a dick, tiddy clean up (after the old fashioned and smoking something, I suppose). I drank beer, vodka (kinda goes with anything you could afford), dark stuff with Coca-Cola. He's next in-line for head gay yell leader. "Yell Leaders typically officially attend 350 to 400 events per year." From article above. 365 days in a year, that's a lot of dildo. Sub, is there even a question. More hot Texas chick picks to cleanse my brain on having read that and forget that monstrosity.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: They Can't Keep Getting Away With This
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Crowell - high doubt unless he meets and greets super. Sark's offense will utilize a great back but the delta on his price may not work for us. Weisner is an example. I'd rather go trenches both sides. -
Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: They Can't Keep Getting Away With This
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Give it 1- 3 months. We all know we play the slow game on seeing development, etc. Just no more bread please. Hoping we land OL and DL targets. Kinda concerning that we drop from chasing 5* to 3* . Especially on lines and and LB. -
Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
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Simple. Reed is clearly shit on passing and maybe can run some. Every third statement on their Spring game hillbillies said so, but he can run! He hit a few wide open guys a few times. Defense maybe?. Watch their Spring game. It's comical same offense, can't get scripted plays on a 1 yard gain. Rebuttal is injuries and using weird OL people. Yea, that bodes well. Not that any team that has a Spring game has to split starters. Look at their adjustments from 2nd half. Put 2-3rd, freshman shit in coverage on Reed to get some completions. That game destroyed him. maybe he gets 5 starts. Miley or whatever is way better. -
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thank you sir. -
Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
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That sounds bad, thank you. Apologizing on spelling, left arm isn't working, MS. But under and grad degrees from My Texas and life alumni. -
Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
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Mr Carton, help me out what does SP stand for? -
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Well, they found Trev under some Nebraska hole. And guess what, Nebraska hasn't missed a beat of sucking. Elko, BLURP! "Had a few hot dogs to hold me over before my non-victory 64oz slab of beef with a few pounds of fries soaked in pig fat". He's not going to run out of time on that feast. Possible coronary though. Bucky Beavis, is still fighting against a trucking park for name recognition outside of being some hillbilly that defines Beavis - Mike Judge be warned. Earley ... well I think the man may be slow. How hard is it to coach baseball? Do they even have to practice much? What a great season for Texas in all sports. Thanks CDC, etc. I'm not sure next year will top this one tbh.Let's not skip Elko - we were annihilated to having gone toe to toe (can he see show?), back and forth game they nearly won... yea. OK fatass. -
To be fair, it has to be depressing when Elko may be your most competent coach. His high point ia "annihilating" buffets, but he's damn good at that.
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In contrast, look at what CDC and our BoR have done. Sark - they raved about how he came to his interviews with a detailed plan - who he would hire, how he would recruit, playstyle he would use on both side, etc. Schloss, well he's damn good. Miller, I have to think he presented a detailed plan for us. These are coaches any SEC/Big10 would like to have. We are blessed. And Sark does lose coaches ( a good sign when NFL poaches your coaches) but seems to always upgrade the positions. 2025 football will be interesting. I think 2026 is the full on year. Not saying we can't do it this year at all. We can. Does aggie have a single coach in the big 3 sports we would take? I don't think they do? A coach Miss. State would take, maybe? -
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We can hope, sir. We can hope! -
Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
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Look at their recent hires... Trev, Elko, Earley, Bucky. Maybe Bucky works out but from all their bravado on hiring a "big" splash name, would any SEC school take one of those fliers? They've cemented the no one is taking our coach again status, for all the wrong reasons. At this point, maybe a Pop Warner BB coach would suit them fine. They were in the red (fiscally) from the AD last year. They aren't money whipping anyone to come there. They'll toss out some big names, get them raises, then settle on a schmuck that nobody really cares about or wants. Go Trev! -
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: They Can't Keep Getting Away With This
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Looks like we are casting a wide net for OT (good, we need to restock). How hard is it for a player that was a HS OT to move inside? Seems like they'd be great at pulling as a guard? Don't know much about OL techniques - other than when it looks like shit. We only took one true OT last year, Nick Brooks? As many of you predicted, this year seems deep at true OT's - load up. With all the DT we are targeting and last year, we may get ahead of our need for so much portal. That would be good. -
Texas A&M Recruiting 2026: The World's Drunkest Elk
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Their pool party was mentioned earlier. Do we have betting lines established for if Elk swims with or without Mumu? -
Outstanding! Never heard of Kohls - other than a mall shop but they seem to know specialist. Sounds like we got a great one to follow Lance! Thx, @TheBryMan81, appreciate the knowledge. And btw, I'm totally on the Troy Owens bandwagon. I just hope we can keep him here.
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Troy looked damn good at last year's Spring game. Watch this year Aggy Spring game - Miles is their best QB but freshman Troy totally out did the 3 scrubs they have. I don't want to see him start this year - means our LB had to take a day off but he could and I expect would be brilliant. QB is never going to be an issue with Sark running the show.
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@Funk Doctor Spock I've never seen a kicker, punter, LS listed above a 3*. We seem to being OK, new kicker and punter. Lance will probably graduate this year. GO TROTT, i never want to hear your name called in a game.
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No, Arch is a LB to eventually replace Ant - he's fast. VY was a TE remember? And Drew Brees says hi, he was never a true 6' even if you put him on a rack or do that crazy shit in some movie they cut and extended his legs. I do appreciate the feedback that this is tutelage? But I thought we already had one QB for this?
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