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  1. 13 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

    There's a difference between fans in a conference and fans of a conference.  I'm a fan in a conference.  I'm a fan of Texas.

    Thank you Bill Clinton.   Good luck in your Regional.  

     

    And you don't want folks from Opelika, Alabama in Omaha.  They'll just steal all of the hotel towels and throw toilet paper around if they win.   Trust me.

  2. 2 hours ago, Chooky said:

    Imagine Jackson Pollock with explosive diarrhea squatting over a blank canvas. It won't look anything like that. 

    Have you ever seen a Honduran man with a hairlip get shot out of a cannon? Because it won't look like that either. I don't know. I'm not a lawyer. 

    True.  But it might look like an on-fire Honduran man with a hair-lip landing on a man squatting over a shit covered canvas, only to see Mike Pence slap his Guayabera flames out, pull off his mustache, roll over, and let Donald make sweet, sweet anal love to him while he murmurs "Mother!"

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  3. On 6/7/2018 at 10:03 AM, zlavydra said:

    We aren't "fans of a conference." We leave that to you guys.

    Really man??  Texas is in a conference.  A Texas fan is of a conference (Big12) whether they support other schools from that conference or not.   The post I responded to was slamming the SEC conference for poor performance, while the poster was a fan of a conference (from a team in that conference, for you) that had far less game-of-thrones-stannis-fewer.gifRegional winners.   It was not really that hard to figure out.   But it is sort of funny, as some idiots on the gator site were bemoaning about how the powers that be unfairly made the SEC teams play each other to limit us to three CWS teams.   Here, that was seen as an SEC plot to put three sure winners in the CWS.   Fans.   No matter where you go, we all suck.

    Oh.  Don't make me post all of the anti-Georga posts I've made in the Regionals thread.  'Fuck Georgia' is never a bad position to take in polite society.

  4. 3 hours ago, FloridaHorn said:

    I believe Walton was offered the job, and notified CDC last night that he would be staying at Florida. On to the next group.....You will know who the next person offered is, when they also sign a long lucrative contract at their current school. 😂

    He signed a ten year deal at UF.  Not sure if he had a Texas offer or not.

  5. 13 hours ago, Js1 said:

    We are all SUPER impressed the mighty SEC managed to steal some regionals away from the constantly overrated ACC schools.  But wait, they also lost a regional to an ACC school. And an OVC school.  And those were top 8 seeds.

    I agree that it makes sense for a fan of a conference putting two teams into the Supers to laugh at the lack of success of a conference putting six teams into the Supers.

     

     

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  6. 13 hours ago, Moby Ric said:

    So with he Supers set as they re now, the SEC is guaranteed at least 3 spots in Omaha.  No there is no bias at all.

    Yeah.   We arranged to have one team in each regional, and to win that regional.   And we did it like tricksey Hobbits, winning most of them in the Regionals where we were not the home team.  And we fixed all of the Regionals to make one SEC team the winner in that Regional, so that we could play each other.   'Cause it is better to have THREE SEC teams in than have the possibility of having SIX SEC teams in the CWS, if we did not play each other.

    Please.  Do not reproduce.   We beg you.

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  7. Owls brought it this regional.  Much respect.  Horvath's catch looks more important now.   Those fuckers were not giving up. 

    Luckily for gata, Mike Martin phoned in the tip to FAU to pinch hit with a freshman with 11 ABs for the last out. 

  8. 54 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

    So did I miss something or is there a legit chance that 3 teams will lose both games in their regional from the SEC today? Has that level of choke ever happened before?

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    Her initials aren’t MJ, but they’re close. Jordan Matthews jacks a CLUCH three-run bomb over the wall to send Florida #Gators softball to a walk-off win over Texas A&M.

  9. 39 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

    Cover words.  Nod and a wink.

    You are lying.    Ford's racism or lack thereof was not a part of his political persona.  His pardon of Nixon and his saying Poland was not a Soviet influenced country, sure.   But I voted for him, and attacks on him were not in any way racism based.  

  10. 9 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

    2 -- it look s like the KEY basis for the SCOTUS opinion here were statements by some of the Co. commissioners that "religious beliefs cannot legitimately be carried into the public sphere or commercial domain, disparaged Phillips' faith as despicable or characterized it as merely rehetorical," and similar statements of the same tone.  They conclude that "The comments thus cast doubt on the fairness and impartiality of the Commission's adjudication of Phillips' case."

    This is consistent with several recent court rulings that have taken into account statements made by Trump as to the basis for some of his executive orders ("MUSLIM BAN!")  There is some distinction, as some (but not all) of Trump's statements pre-dated his election to the office, but as they were statements made about the exact policy at issue, that distinction doesn't have much weight.  There's a lesson there for all public officials: if you publicly state a constitutionally impermissible basis for a policy decision, don't expect to get the benefit of the doubt.

     

    This.  So case specific that the right will run with this as a huge victory over the gays, but it just isn't.  I did not read the whole thing.  Was it a do-over for the lower court to make a fact finding in light of some state ass-handedness,  or is it final judgement that the Baker was within his rights under those particular facts?

  11. 8 minutes ago, zlavydra said:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA! Douche UGA fans can cry into their Oakleys.

    For you lucky Texans who do not know the Leg Humpers as well as you should, here is the pictorial presentation of today in football terms. 

     

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    Now, imagine the white jersey was actually a blue one from BYU...

  12. 17 hours ago, Victor Lazlo said:

    Oooh. Good one. Very witty.  Yes, counselor. I get that your feelings of superiority make you believe that your SEC affiliation situates you above the fray of lesser conferences. 

    So go ahead and explain, spell it out for me, because I’m so dense, how your butt-buddies at a and m got bounced so quickly in a “sniff”, Big12 regional. 

    At least their meltdown against Indiana wasn’t “boring”, was it?

     

    Dude.    I was obviously joking about the boring comment.   The foul catch (that was not a catch) thingy to end the game had just happened, and your pitcher closed it out like a boss.   Awesome finish.   Which is why I congratulated you.     Show me on the doll where the SEC touched you.   You need to get out more.   

     

    Look, I  hope the SEC shows well in Supers to be respectable, but I'd rather not have batters familiar with our pitchers having yet another hack at our guys if we get by those FAU assholes....which is not a given at all.    I don't like losing to South Carolina in a final.   I'm sure LSU thought the same thing last year about us.

    And I don't give a fuck about Aggy because they are SEC.    But y'all said, "No take backs!", so that's on us.     So anyway, Go Duke!   

    And smoke a bowl will ya, you're too wound up. 

     

  13. 6 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

    Lost your god damn mind. Link to racist campaign slogans and racist policies passed so far please. I’m told women will lose the right to vote soon and gay marriage will be repealled?  

    The media ran a Trump is racist because he is a white conservative platform to try to put Hillary in office. It back fired and now they are doubling down. 

    So - if you don't have a campaign poster that says 'I hate Niggers',  you're not racist campaign?   Good to know.   

    What is absolutely true is that Trump has outed the racists (who are emboldened and acting out) - and that he has also outed the people, like sandwich here, who are too dim to know that Trump's whole shtick is racist.    Which is a really impressive feat, if you  think about it.    It's like a forever red blinking light in the center of their forehead.   In future years,  all you have to do is ask "What is your opinion of Trump", and you'll have a person's character pegged in one sentence. 

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