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Gatorubet

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  1. What I like is claiming credit for the attempts that failed. Remember the Florida MAGA bomber who they busted before anyone died? Remember how the capitol police successfully protected Pelosi and others who the mob OPENLY said they were looking to kill? How about the Leander resident arrested just this week who stated his intent to murder Georgia election officials. “See the MAGAts aren’t very good at political murder” isn’t exactly a vindication.

    Trump has fed a murderous death cult. “All their attempts at murder have fallen short so far” is not the comfort that some think it is. History is full of murderous fascist/authoritarian movements that tripped over their own dick for years….until they didn’t.

    Folks on the right will say that all of those officer suicides after the attack were coincidental. I mean, they did not die on Capital Grounds on the 6th.

    Mostly I was referencing Jan 6 because of Wulaw dissing Brisket for saying that there would be violence. There was a fucking attack on Congress to stop the certification of the election that would have worked had they been able to kidnap some of them. It was close.

    Brisket nailed it. The response that this unprecedented violent attack on the Capital did not fulfill that prediction - because 1.5 deaths in a Capital attack proves the absence of Brisket’s far right attacks is - well, very Maga-ish.
  2. In court yesterday, I saw a guy getting arraigned. In cuffs. In the cage. Wearing a "Lets Go Brandon" tshirt. Accused of trying to kill his family with a sword. You will all be happy to know that even in handcuffs, he was able to keep his mask below his mouth and nose. Its the small victories.

    What were they charging you with?
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  3. Doesn't matter.  There are millions of TToms out there.  A fair number will act on the goading of their god.  "Stochastic terrorism" -- a time-honored tactic, predictable in its results.



    Except it has not. Go ahead and ignore that. Trump lost in the most agonizing way possible most likely to lead to problems and there’s been nothing. 
    same as it ever was same as it was ever going to be. 
    I set the over under in election related deaths at 1.5 and bet the under. Shocking. 
    but you managed to find a drunk on a bender willing to pop off on the internet and are now trying to claim the breakdown of society. 
    Another data point wrong. Another time you take credit for being wrong by declaring yourself right. 

    January 6 says “hi” Wulaw
  4. so the signs will stop people from speeding in school crosswalks?? they're all up since this school started and it is countless cases of people getting tickets. I would be shocked if no one has not seen it at this point in the school. There may be a few but it isn't many. No one has died in the crosswalk in almost 3 yrs at the school or even hospitalized. Prove it will stop injuries and I may be with you. It's an honest question. 

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  5. I know one day I'm gonna be at my wife's sister's household or her parents and at breakfast they're gonna ask how I liked the new bed/pillow/linens/whatever.  Like the guy in "Go!" when he asks Scott Wolf and Jay Mohr, "This wine, these plates, even that cologne you liked...all Confederated Products!"  I'm gonna be polite and say, "I felt confused and dishonest, and woke up stupider.”

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  6. He's got his Royal Navy pension.  Although that could probably go away if he's convicted of anything. 


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    “What are ya thinkin' about? Ya keep lookin'. Where the fuck you going? You're dead! You're married! You're a married man, it's all over. Leave the young girls for me.”
  7. Here we are in the 3rd quarter and Mahomes has 5 TD passes and big dumb doofus has a whopping 6 completions. This turned out to be another blow out turning this one off. That piece of shit Big Ben can retire a loser like he deserves.

    And in his last game he got raped. Karma?
  8. Seditious conspiracy is a 20 year max felony, just the same as several of the felony charges already brought and on which convictions have been obtained, including obstruction of an official proceeding.
    The Sentencing Guidelines might push seditious conspiracy crimes further up the 20 years than obstruction crimes.  Unclear.
    Generally, the offense of conviction has less to do with the prison designation (Supermax, US Penetentiary, FCI (medium/low) or FPC (camp)) than other factors, such as criminal history and use of weapons and violence.  https://prisonologyx.com/preparation/prsion-designation/security-level/
     

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  9. Yeah because when I think of Rosa Parks and the brave African Americans who sat at lunch counters demanding to be served the very next thing that comes to mind is some fat, unvaxxed fuck who's too stupid to get a free vaccine that would save his life

    Maga trees bear a strange fruit
    Horse paste on the leaves and bleach at the root
    Obese bodies wanting New York pardons
    Strange fruit hangin' from the Olive Gardens…
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