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Hank_Hill

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  1. His dad stood in as our soccer coach for a practice after we canned the previous idiot and it was the funniest shit. The phrase “running around like a bunch of retarded fire ants” comes to mind any time I think of coach Gideon.
  2. My mans discovered lexapro. Get Satya on board next
  3. Did he tell you about Gideons micro penis? That’s the only info I have from attending Leander. Other than his mom going off on me in high school for talking about his drop the following week in class. Oops.
  4. Yea I hear having a new kid makes you less concerned about finances
  5. Sounds like Scuba has been banned from a few massage parlors himself
  6. Yeahhh. I started Yellowstone and couldn’t get through the first episode. I was really high though which makes me hyper critical of TV.
  7. His teammates of 10+ years like him so this is confirmation that all women are lying whores
  8. Someone repeatedly typing “Tatas” in reference to boobs in 2025 is wild
  9. Probably not based on averages but he’s literally on track. Anyone would’ve said the same after Brady’s 3rd and they would’ve been looking correct for 10 years. If Mahomes does it it will likely have to be quicker because Brady’s longevity was absurd.
  10. I mean, Mahomes is still very much on track.
  11. It’s a Butker take, snowflake
  12. Mahomes can’t win a title with Worthy. Bust.
  13. Butker will have to wait another year to shake the presidents penis
  14. Same way the Chiefs didn’t?
  15. X with 157 yards and 2 TDs on 8 receptions. Not bad.
  16. Sick self own gramps
  17. PrincipalSkinnerOutofTouch.jpg
  18. Him saying it was only geared at 12% of the population is wild. Dude pulled 6 Grammys a week ago 😂
  19. Lmao. This geezer
  20. You’re clearly not familiar with Mackelmores work
  21. My less recognized favorite artist is better. Most of the country doesn’t know them but they should be Super Bowl instead
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