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Bottlecap

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  1. they using metric glasses there?
  2. please tell me hazy bubblegum milkshake beer made your dick shrink
  3. Where? Asking for @HenryJames and, uh, @utee94
  4. how do those fuckin doofuses lose so many rings? Seems like every other week some dipshit is being reunited with their long lost jewelry.
  5. FUUUCK porto is done. Sent my kid to school in a losing shirt today. Sorry kid.
  6. The agg is 3-3 but isn't TOT through on aways if this holds or am i drunk at work?
  7. Just got available to turn this live on my phone. WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?!?!?
  8. Bottlecap

    Tacos

    YES! This place is awesome. Always forget its there.
  9. Eh. The licensing division of TABC doesn't bother me too much. Its the fake badge and gun division who sucks whole ass. They should ship more of those chuds over to a desk job so that licensing snags like Heineken's Waldo Beer doesn't have hiccups entering Texas. Lagunitas has been in Texas for YEAARS and have often sent Waldo over, so I'm gonna go ahead and blame them for any potential fuck up. Multi-billionaire big beer cohorts should know better. Plus, its not that special of a beer, tbpfh
  10. Perhaps a Heineken Imperial will suit you this year.
  11. gotta find that if its anything like their 3rd anny. fuck it, even if its not.
  12. I'm too embarrassed to watch this game in front of my family. My wife's alma mater is in the final fuckin four -- the real one -- for the 4th time in 10 years and keeps asking how Texas is doing in our tournament. I had to explain a couple weeks ago what the NIT was to my 7 year old die hard Longhorn son and it felt like shit. Fuck Shaka man for making me explain the NIT.
  13. well, chris bils also had this ice cold take, so I won't put any stock in his obvious meth induced observation on attendance
  14. oh please TCU don't take our basketball coach oh please. (i wonder if CDC can negotiate a soft landing with some of his pals over in FTW)
  15. Thanks guys. Am I a total chud for being in on Team Renault?
  16. First question: how do you catch these races live? who has the TV rights and are these at insane hours of the night? Meant to catch Bahrain, but I just watched most of the clips on the F1 twitter.
  17. This is me and I'll have some dumb questions and stumble around a lot, but I'm here for it.
  18. DDA sucks. fuck that guy. Go sit on one of the baselines you hack.
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