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Bottlecap

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  1. uh yeah. don't spank your kids. and if you are that kind of asshole, don't do it so hard you bruise them.
  2. If you want to ever see beer to go in Texas ... seriously ... I think 2019 is the only shot for the foreseeable future. The Brewer's Guild has got one of the two major distributor alliances on board with B2G which is pretty unbelievable in and of itself, but the other alliance, the Wholesale Beer Distributors of Texas is still paying off the lege committee leads who refuse to give this bill a shot in committee, much less a shot at a floor vote. The last option is to tie this bill as an amendment to the TABC sunset review that is up for vote this thursday i believe. You can show support by contacting your State Rep, mine is Gina Hinojosa who is very pro-B2G (shit, mostly everyone is ... it has the most co-authors and most bipartisan support of any bill in front of the House Licensing Committee). The only opposition are the jerks who the WBDT paid off, like Kelly Hancock and Tracy King, who head the committees where this bill would get heard; and Speaker Bonnen who's FIL owns a fucking WBDT distributorship. Bonnen refuses to recuse himself from issues related to alcohol this session. Texas, amiright? Anyway, here are some ways you can show support
  3. Awful. We were very briefly in a psych 301 class together the semester it happened and the morning after the professor comes into the classroom an describes what happened. Shook everyone up. RIP.
  4. is that sediment?
  5. they using metric glasses there?
  6. please tell me hazy bubblegum milkshake beer made your dick shrink
  7. Where? Asking for @HenryJames and, uh, @utee94
  8. how do those fuckin doofuses lose so many rings? Seems like every other week some dipshit is being reunited with their long lost jewelry.
  9. WHAT?! WOW
  10. HA OMFG
  11. wowzers
  12. FUUUCK porto is done. Sent my kid to school in a losing shirt today. Sorry kid.
  13. The agg is 3-3 but isn't TOT through on aways if this holds or am i drunk at work?
  14. Just got available to turn this live on my phone. WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?!?!?
  15. Bottlecap

    Tacos

    YES! This place is awesome. Always forget its there.
  16. Rep for lagerboy.
  17. Eh. The licensing division of TABC doesn't bother me too much. Its the fake badge and gun division who sucks whole ass. They should ship more of those chuds over to a desk job so that licensing snags like Heineken's Waldo Beer doesn't have hiccups entering Texas. Lagunitas has been in Texas for YEAARS and have often sent Waldo over, so I'm gonna go ahead and blame them for any potential fuck up. Multi-billionaire big beer cohorts should know better. Plus, its not that special of a beer, tbpfh
  18. Perhaps a Heineken Imperial will suit you this year.
  19. gotta find that if its anything like their 3rd anny. fuck it, even if its not.
  20. DO IT YOU FUCKIN COWARD
  21. I'm too embarrassed to watch this game in front of my family. My wife's alma mater is in the final fuckin four -- the real one -- for the 4th time in 10 years and keeps asking how Texas is doing in our tournament. I had to explain a couple weeks ago what the NIT was to my 7 year old die hard Longhorn son and it felt like shit. Fuck Shaka man for making me explain the NIT.
  22. well, chris bils also had this ice cold take, so I won't put any stock in his obvious meth induced observation on attendance
  23. oh please TCU don't take our basketball coach oh please. (i wonder if CDC can negotiate a soft landing with some of his pals over in FTW)
  24. Thanks guys. Am I a total chud for being in on Team Renault?
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