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Park Gothic

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  1. "Cotton" is the name of the sponsoring company. Their actual business is in building renovation and roofing and shit.
  2. UK or KU, Wildcats or Jayhawks...they're both blue basketball schools so you can't fault him for getting confused.
  3. They should go back to the Big 12. That would really show those meanies in the SEC.
  4. "I'm a new character" is quite the line. If they are being tongue-in-cheek about his acting ability then it's pretty clever. But if not...
  5. Magellan shirts are for Aggies. Columbia's PFGs are for anyone who likes fishing and doesn't gravitate to the cheapest version of a nice thing.
  6. Ha ha, holy shit that’s brilliant. I can just see these stolen valor fucks walking around BCS like some North Korean generals.
  7. Brunettes with disappointing titties?
  8. Dude is agreeing with you that moving Wingo to RB is dumb.
  9. They should be ashamed if they do worse than 8-4 with that schedule. They miss Michigan, PSU, and Oregon. They only definite loss is OSU.
  10. Holy shit, Joe Owens is the fucking man. Got me ready to run through a brick wall.
  11. My position coach used to do that to us. Beating all of us and yelling the whole time. “I’m an old man! Y’all supposed to be some young bucks. Fuck is wrong with you!” Damn coach, you played in the NFL and I’m skinny white kid destined for grad school. Got the point across though.
  12. fresh or frozen green beans are great. canned green beans are straight garbage.
  13. Is there anyone who isn't a potential running back? Or is this one of those "anything's a dildo if you're brave enough" situations?
  14. Is the number provided by the team somehow less reliable than the one you pulled out of your butt?
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