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  1. 1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

    Topics I would most like to see Donald Trump debate an expert on:

    1.  science (any kind)

    2.  economics

    3.  history

    4.  oh hell, anything

    I would legit pay cash money to watch Trump do what Obama did and stand up in front of Congressional Democrats for 80 minutes on live TV and answer questions on policy.

  2. Your list is so good.

    Marge vs. the Monorail

    Bart sells his soul

    Radio Bart

    Mr. Plow

    I will admit at least 3x a week, any of the following get stuck in my head:

    Monorail! Monorail! Monorail!!!!

    Everybody in the U.S.A. hates their stupid neighbor

    We put the spring in Springfield

    That name again is Mr. Plow

    I hate every ape I see, from chimpan-A to chimpan-Z

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  3. 48 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

    All three of you are dumb. If it doesn't come from a tit, it's not milk. Almonds don't have tits. 

    6 minutes ago, Captainant said:

    yeah but are coconuts mammals?

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  4. 1 minute ago, Dahobbs said:

    Or, we could go broke and not buy anything more. That would solve the trade deficit fast!

    What will I eat my leaves out of it if I cannot afford a MAGA hat?

  5. 9 minutes ago, Tuco said:

    Is he basing his policy on some weird version of Oregon Trail?  (Donald, don't sell all our medicine.)

    This is the part in Sim City where you're bored of your beautiful, sprawling city and just start pounding the shit out of the disaster button.  Earthquake! Fire! Aliens! Toxic smog! Whirlpool!

  6. I'm on a group text with 3 former coworkers - we're all relatively young (29-32), college educated, work in a pretty progressive field (immigration advocacy) and grew up in roughly the same Houston burbs.  1 of them is super liberal, 1 is more left-leaning and the other is a Republican.

    It's mostly just funny memes and articles.  Nothing of substance due to political differences.  Yesterday, we're joking about the articles regarding the FDA saying you can't call almond milk "milk" because the government definition of milk is something that is milked from cows.  Someone jokes "my tax dollars are paying for this?" and I said "bigger waste than paying for Eric Trump to go skiing in Aspen" and the Republican responds "yeah, but we also paid for Obama's family trips."

    Irredeemable. Deplorable. Hypocritical.

    Eric Trump - 35 years old, worth $300 million

    Sasha and Malia Obama (at the time) - underage and lived in the White House with their parents

     

    But black.

  7. 15 hours ago, txhorns said:

    I think they are pretty damn close and wouldn't argue against either one being the best.  I chose Coleman due to how much he will have the ball in his hands, his leadership, and his importance late in close games.

    Same. This team will go as Coleman goes, so overall, he's most important.  Point guard drives the bus and, while I love Roach, I don't want him driving the bus.

    Also yeah, I kind of forgot about Febres. If he finds his stroke as a sophomore, watch out.

  8. 2 hours ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

    I am organizing a prayer breakfast tomorrow for the sole purpose to get Beto O'Rourke to stop using strong language on the campaign trail.

    Plates start at $300 and guarantee you access to my mailing list. 

    Civility!!!

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