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GlenFromTheMailRoom

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Everything posted by GlenFromTheMailRoom

  1. Calm the fuck down. I didn't anoint the guy or claim he walked on water. Unless you really consider what I say to have that kind of impact. Which if that's the case, you need to have a serious internal conversation about level-setting.
  2. If this is indeed the case, I have a lot of respect for Footwork King regardless of where the kids he trains go.
  3. They do. The project is called “Goo Punchers”.
  4. Someone needs to remind them that Jimbo promised them a no. 1 recruiting class. They may get that after a couple more lumps of bread. Maybe ol’ Jimbo should have told them that he didn’t define how long they would have that no. 1 spot. ”we didn’t lose the no. 1 class, the croots just ran out of high school years.”
  5. She had her bond lowered and was released for agreeing to cooperate with the investigation. Called it. And it’s still undefeated.
  6. There can only be one of us in the mailroom...bitch.
  7. This is way the fuck better. I assume you’ve been drinking.
  8. You're kind of pissy today. Bad day at the gif.com office?
  9. This situation is like watching the fiery train of diarrhea crash into Soviet era Russia in slow motion. I cant' tell if I'm entertained, frightened, or excited. It's like sleeping with @South Austin's mom for the first time.
  10. Cam Rising and Crystal Balls have absolutely nothing to do with DB recruiting.
  11. I’m aging gracefully soo.. Fuck you too.
  12. Taylor Hamm kind of looks like a 50 year old lesbian.
  13. It's funny watching you assholes prognosticate about hiring new position coaches when we haven't played a down yet. You dickweeds should stick to lurking. It's a better look.
  14. Your wife seems like she’s pretty mean spirited.
  15. Aggy roller coaster gaining speed early this year.
  16. Unless it's hate fucking, yes.
  17. I'm sure she'd be proud of him enrolling in the "Science, Technology, and Society" program that definitely doesn't seem like a bullshit major.
  18. Sounds like he's dealing with a mental health thing, which if true is great that he's worrying about that first instead of football.
  19. How many moms do you have?
  20. I’ve banged lots of slots. Like your mom’s.
  21. Elbow/arm slot are a little low as well. Fixing those things takes an average arm and makes it a decent arm.
  22. I think smith has a little Christian McCaffrey in him. A little smaller at this point, but his ability to stick his foot in the ground and run nice routes is very Shipley-esque. What’s going to make him fucking lethal is that ability to come out of that cut and switch from 1st to 2nd gear in heartbeat. Hook’em Jake.
  23. Pretty much what I was going for. I don’t want to put any effort into drawing attention to your shtick.
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