Everything posted by GlenFromTheMailRoom
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
Calm the fuck down. I didn't anoint the guy or claim he walked on water. Unless you really consider what I say to have that kind of impact. Which if that's the case, you need to have a serious internal conversation about level-setting.
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
If this is indeed the case, I have a lot of respect for Footwork King regardless of where the kids he trains go.
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
They do. The project is called “Goo Punchers”.
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Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's
Someone needs to remind them that Jimbo promised them a no. 1 recruiting class. They may get that after a couple more lumps of bread. Maybe ol’ Jimbo should have told them that he didn’t define how long they would have that no. 1 spot. ”we didn’t lose the no. 1 class, the croots just ran out of high school years.”
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Austin jeweler Theodore Shaughnessy murdered; son charged for criminal solicitation
She had her bond lowered and was released for agreeing to cooperate with the investigation. Called it. And it’s still undefeated.
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
There can only be one of us in the mailroom...bitch.
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
This is way the fuck better. I assume you’ve been drinking.
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
You're kind of pissy today. Bad day at the gif.com office?
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6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits
This situation is like watching the fiery train of diarrhea crash into Soviet era Russia in slow motion. I cant' tell if I'm entertained, frightened, or excited. It's like sleeping with @South Austin's mom for the first time.
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
Cam Rising and Crystal Balls have absolutely nothing to do with DB recruiting.
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
I miss you.
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Texas Summer Football Thread
I’m aging gracefully soo.. Fuck you too.
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6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits
Taylor Hamm kind of looks like a 50 year old lesbian.
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
It's funny watching you assholes prognosticate about hiring new position coaches when we haven't played a down yet. You dickweeds should stick to lurking. It's a better look.
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
Your wife seems like she’s pretty mean spirited.
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Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's
Aggy roller coaster gaining speed early this year.
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
Unless it's hate fucking, yes.
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
I'm sure she'd be proud of him enrolling in the "Science, Technology, and Society" program that definitely doesn't seem like a bullshit major.
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
- Dallas Cowboys 2018 offseason thread
Sounds like he's dealing with a mental health thing, which if true is great that he's worrying about that first instead of football.- Texas recruiting notes 2019
How many moms do you have?- Texas recruiting notes 2019
I’ve banged lots of slots. Like your mom’s.- Texas recruiting notes 2019
Elbow/arm slot are a little low as well. Fixing those things takes an average arm and makes it a decent arm.- Texas recruiting notes 2019
I think smith has a little Christian McCaffrey in him. A little smaller at this point, but his ability to stick his foot in the ground and run nice routes is very Shipley-esque. What’s going to make him fucking lethal is that ability to come out of that cut and switch from 1st to 2nd gear in heartbeat. Hook’em Jake.- Texas recruiting notes 2019
Pretty much what I was going for. I don’t want to put any effort into drawing attention to your shtick. - Dallas Cowboys 2018 offseason thread
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