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GlenFromTheMailRoom

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  1. You're kind of pissy today. Bad day at the gif.com office?
  2. This situation is like watching the fiery train of diarrhea crash into Soviet era Russia in slow motion. I cant' tell if I'm entertained, frightened, or excited. It's like sleeping with @South Austin's mom for the first time.
  3. Cam Rising and Crystal Balls have absolutely nothing to do with DB recruiting.
  4. I’m aging gracefully soo.. Fuck you too.
  5. Taylor Hamm kind of looks like a 50 year old lesbian.
  6. It's funny watching you assholes prognosticate about hiring new position coaches when we haven't played a down yet. You dickweeds should stick to lurking. It's a better look.
  7. Your wife seems like she’s pretty mean spirited.
  8. Aggy roller coaster gaining speed early this year.
  9. Unless it's hate fucking, yes.
  10. I'm sure she'd be proud of him enrolling in the "Science, Technology, and Society" program that definitely doesn't seem like a bullshit major.
  11. Sounds like he's dealing with a mental health thing, which if true is great that he's worrying about that first instead of football.
  12. How many moms do you have?
  13. I’ve banged lots of slots. Like your mom’s.
  14. Elbow/arm slot are a little low as well. Fixing those things takes an average arm and makes it a decent arm.
  15. I think smith has a little Christian McCaffrey in him. A little smaller at this point, but his ability to stick his foot in the ground and run nice routes is very Shipley-esque. What’s going to make him fucking lethal is that ability to come out of that cut and switch from 1st to 2nd gear in heartbeat. Hook’em Jake.
  16. Pretty much what I was going for. I don’t want to put any effort into drawing attention to your shtick.
  17. I really wish you’d do the same thing your mom did and overdose on meth. It would save the rest of us a lot of extra seconds of having to read your retarded and unfunny attempts at being a thread troll.
  18. Camp talk is stupid. It’s what he does on campus they do on campus that truly matters. Rojo is the perfect Herman qb and will win a title at Texas. If I’m wrong, I’ll sleep with @South Austin‘s mom.
  19. Bitch, the only thing the aggy offense is lighting on fire is the dumpster.
  20. Oddly enough, Jimbo’s plodding, shitty offense might hide some of their deficiencies. Can’t tell how bad they are when it’s three and out every drive - and they’re trying to figure who’s fault it is.
  21. “Chromosome missing, homoerotic masterclass”
  22. The station will be even more lit with Karen there.
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