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Derka

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  1. i’m bending reality by quoting you? lmao, i guess its hard for some people to just say, “yeah i was wrong.”
  2. no you just said that he should be benched. but keep doubling and tripling down on it, that’s a great plan. 👌🏼
  3. he’s just clearly not the guy and never will be. bench him, portal him, and move on.
  4. burke was tackled on that play.
  5. refs just going to pretend that none of them saw that egregious hold that prevented a sack.
  6. jet sweep reverse qb throwback td. ho hum.
  7. HELL YEAH!! 🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼
  8. taaffe playing alarmingly poorly so far.
  9. beautiful pocket presence, great opening drive.
  10. Fellas, next time you go up to a woman at a bar do this. l've done this countless times, & it works 9 times out of 10. Walk up to the bar & stand confidently next to her. Order your drink from the bartender & immediately look into her eyes & don't break contact until she does. While looking into her soul shout out to the bartender confidently, "And please my good sir get this little temptress whatever she's drinking." Introduce yourself in a seductive & deep confident tone which intrigues her sexually proving you're a confident man not afraid to ask for what he wants. Then make an offhand remark which should make zero sense given the situation. Her curiosity is now peaked. When the bartender delivers the drinks, ask him for a napkin & a pen. While you're writing your name & number on the napkin speak these words in your best James Bond impression which should be spoken seductively, slowly, calmly, mysteriously, & with a touch of cocky arrogance, "Nice to meet you sweet tits, & thank you for the drink, l'll be sure to get the next one when you meet me later at the bar I'm headed to." Just slide the napkin to her, while graciously letting the bartender know to put your drink on her tab. Then simply walk away leaving the bar. This sounds like a dick move, but you will be amazed how many times you'll get a text wondering which bar she should meet you at. It's like shooting fish in a barrel. 😂😂😂
  11. asinine review that took an asinine amount of time.
  12. imagine Texas wearing black uniforms that say “Unity” in place of the last name. could never happen.
  13. Derka

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    ⚾️ Immaculate Grid 965 9/9: Rarity: 29 IMMACULATE! 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 ➡️ See my grid: https://www.sports-reference.com/immaculate-grid/share/ymieA13
  14. CP3 to retire after this season. interesting career. wildly succesful as an individual, but hard to say where he stands among his peers all time.
  15. KD just stuffed jokic at the rim. sheppard now at the like shooting three with a chance to tie the game. yeah that’s the nba league pass feed. i love it. every now and then someone actually wins a contest and it’s thrilling lol.
  16. sengun draws three fouls in one minute. now he and jokic both have five.
  17. yeah this game is awesome.
  18. he’s a wizard. IMG_7395.mov
  19. yeah he’s got 14 points in six minutes this quarter.
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