Everything posted by bad_teammate
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
If the NCAA does not exist, everything is permissible. - Fyodor Dostoevsky, probably
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Tell me about ou
I would pay into Wazzu NIL if I knew it would guarantee they keep Mateer. Does TOF have a Super Secret Espionage link for such a thing? Could we fundraise?
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Tell me about ou
6 WR gone to the portal 21 total Mateer, the QB they hired an OC to entice, might not even come. He might stick with Wazzu. They're on fire and it's beautiful.
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
Red Zone Arch, except the Red Zone starts at OUR 20.
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
It's OK guys, these kinds of mass exodus situations always happen when there's an entirely new coaching staff. A new head coach wants to take that first year to get rid of the old locker room cancers and get HIS guys in. First year coach problems. Gotta drink from the firehose!
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Keep fleecing the sheep, Billy Boy! I respect the game!!!!
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
need air density measurements, prevailing winds, moon cycles
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Texas 2025 Roster
Sounds about right.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Are you quoting Robert Frost?
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Eight or Nine Game SEC Schedule
winner autobid for NC game; skips the playoffs entirely
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
Yeah, which is why I called it "nonsense". Keep up.
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
I am losing my MIND over these guys who contributed nothing and were not projected to contribute anything!! WHAT ABOUT THE NUMBERS!?!?!?!?
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
I refuse to believe Sark is being pushed around by anyone in Ewers's camp. I have no idea who that would even be or why that kind of leverage would even exist outside of some QAnon stuff. If I was going to believe ANY outside-forces nonsense, it would be Manning's side saying, "DO NOT START HIM. HE'S NOT READY!" I imagine the Mannings have more sway than some randos from Southlake. OR MAYBE IT'S THE REPTILIANS! "I trust the 30+ game starter over the freshman" is not a crazy thing for a coach to think. In fact, it's the sanest way for a coach to think unless the freshman in question has been Godlike in his showings -- which Arch hasn't -- or the team is falling off a cliff and in desperate need of anything to stop the fall -- which Texas isn't.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Scientology would be a powerful NIL partner. "Hey, kid, wanna meet Tom Cruise?!"
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2024 Playoffs Round 1: Clemson at Texas
Loved it, thanks!
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
All of their "injured" WR are probably gone. Call me a conspiracy theorist, but they probably don't like their position coaches/S&C guys. The coaches that Venables forced his new OC to keep so that they could keep a mediocre recruiting class together. An absolute masterstroke, Mr. Venables! GENIUS!
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
Option 1 - Post a twitter embed that loads slow, takes up too much space, looks uninteresting, and will be pointless when quoted and require the reader to hit "expand" to even know what is being talked about. Option 2 - Just type out the information which, while uninteresting, will be quick to process, not take up space, and be fine when quoted.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Yeah, it's a pretty significant drop-off.
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CFB coaching carousel
This is psychotic and I love it for someone else's program so I can watch from afar.
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
Anyone else in for some "Sark's been saving him for the playoffs" cope? I might start getting into it. Dabbling.
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
Third-year sophomore transfer Josiah Fletcher's mom says he was always the strongest boy at the family reunion. "He would finish his food faster than all of them and then go play for hours! Such a good boy!" A&M Coach Mike Elko thinks Fletcher will be a key piece in a championship run in 2025! WHOOP!
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
1st string: Marcel Reed 2nd string: Xenu from UAB 3rd string: 2025 recruit that Michigan discarded I'm feeling really good about November 2025 in Austin.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Story isn't fully written yet and the long-term view on Quinn will be based entirely on how this playoff concludes. Lead us to a national championship, even with mediocre play? Gritty legend. Beat Clemson and ASU and lose a heart-breaker in the semis? Thanks for your time, Quinn, and best of luck in the NFL or your new team when you transfer. Flame out hard and lose in the First Round? Get out of town as fast as you can. That was how it was before these guys were richer than the majority of the fans. It's not going to soften up anytime soon.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Tommy Moffitt was just out of the game for a while because he was TOO GOOD at his job. That's usually how it works.
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
I like freaking out internally about potentially missing out on a guy I hadn't even heard of until this morning. Sue me.