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bad_teammate

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  1. "OK OK OK I know we were cheating but we would've won anyway and if we win again in the future that PROVES that we would've won anyway in the past!" Slamming face first into every branch of the Stages of Acceptance tree on the way down.
  2. This is a fun one. Stalions talking into DC Mintner's ear. Mintner calls blitz, they blitz, and two guys fill the run gap. (2nd down play, 27:40ish in)
  3. To be fair, our QB knocked himself out.
  4. Not if she treats me right.
  5. As was Mitchell
  6. hahahahaha what
  7. One might call it... The Red Zone
  8. Spencer Tillman is the one saying it, so...
  9. Hey, Kyle, how is your offensive line so fucking bad?
  10. I ain't even mad. Fuck us for even calling that play.
  11. Threw it to a guy who wasn't looking.
  12. lol we got away with a fucking major hold
  13. When the ref says "We're done here, guys!" does he mean the play or Houston's chances of winning?
  14. Looks like a ton of empty spots in that stadium. Pathetic.
  15. Here's what I know: OU sucks
  16. Passing forward scares ya to death.
  17. Wherever there are 5-stars... you will find us. Wherever there are roster holes... we'll be there! LINE!?
  18. There is also the option that Harbaugh is just cheating more or more openly than others and it isn't a mysterious conspiracy against him. Controversial take, I know, but that might just be happening.
  19. My Quantum Dark Matter Signal Decipherer follows all NCAA rules and can be YOURS for the low low price of $35M (up front, $3M/mth maintenance fee required).
  20. If it's an elaborate scheme involving technology, it's because he's having people film the opponent sidelines during games and then analyzing that film and relaying it on the sideline during gameday.
  21. I'm here to do two things, know nothing and post. And I'm damn good at both of 'em.
  22. I was out hunting and one of the guys accidentally flagged another and shot him in the back. As the shot man lay bleeding, dying, and weeping, I asked him if he loved Jesus. Some blood gurgled out of his mouth and I took that as a yes. So I prayed over him as panic and fear filled his eyes. He died. I'm sure my prayers helped him get into heaven, though! WHOOOOOOOOP!
  23. Texas, OU: Broadcast Channels Everyone Else in the Big 12:
  24. What would Sul Ross think if saw our sidelines with the black coach and a swaggercopter and a turnover pimp cane with pimp robe?!
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