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bad_teammate

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  1. I was out hunting and one of the guys accidentally flagged another and shot him in the back. As the shot man lay bleeding, dying, and weeping, I asked him if he loved Jesus. Some blood gurgled out of his mouth and I took that as a yes. So I prayed over him as panic and fear filled his eyes. He died. I'm sure my prayers helped him get into heaven, though! WHOOOOOOOOP!
  2. Texas, OU: Broadcast Channels Everyone Else in the Big 12:
  3. What would Sul Ross think if saw our sidelines with the black coach and a swaggercopter and a turnover pimp cane with pimp robe?!
  4. I wonder if him coaching his son his whole life has anything to do with his son being such a great QB/NFL caliber. Probably not. Probably random chance.
  5. I've got a brilliant idea for their fundraising to buy him out...
  6. Yeah, it's a common thing here for us to think recruits are talking about Texas when they talk about wanting "good academics", but really what a lot of them want is an easy path to a degree. Online classes only while being "supported" by multiple tutors sounds like the way to go if that's your goal.
  7. - Have fans of the school everywhere around you growing up - Be a teenager and not have experience or perspective - Get paid at a top level - Get worshipped and adored around campus - High-end facilities - Easy academics A&M is weird, but the football players aren't in the Corps or the milkmen brigade or whatever else. That's other people doing weird shit that they never see or deal with. A dumbass teenager might think the Corps is real military, so whatever weird shit they do is just "I don't know, military or whatever". The players are in a separate world of weed smoke, guns, pill dealing, skipping practice, underachieving, and high-HP domestic cars in parking garages. Player unhappiness probably has a lot more to do with Jimbo's failures as a program leader/coach than Aggie weirdness. A coach who turned out more draft picks and won more wouldn't have the roster churn issues, I think. I doubt there's a massive premium, but I'm sure someone with actual knowledge and not just my supposition will come along and elucidate.
  8. Jimbo gonna get that Mailbox Money baby
  9. Anyone got an AgTag they can burn at TexAgs on this???
  10. Limp off the field, Max, that way it's OK
  11. lol that Tenn defender should just stand next to the RB... how the fuck is he getting away with that?
  12. I feel bad for Bisontis. He's from NJ. He didn't know.
  13. I was pissed b/c the A&M RT looked to have jumped without a flag. But then LOLOLOLOL
  14. Tenn going to go Prevent Defense and let A&M march down the field.
  15. Tenn doesn't want to win this game.
  16. Cart Noleg (jokes aside, hard not to pull for a recovery when a guy gives that much of a shit about playing. Fuck A&M tho)
  17. "They don't care he played HS in Knoxville." No, you dumbfucks, it's WHY they hate him.
  18. Johnson just smacked The Lil'est Fish in the face with that ball
  19. Mr. Owens, it doesn't help your son's case that he has to asking the fucking QB what the play is constantly.
  20. Running is working super well. Might want to stop doing it so much, Josh.
  21. hahaha fucking Aggies
  22. Hey, 2" is a lot to give for some of us...
  23. Old man take: They allow PA music way too close to the start of action. Pardon me while I drink my Metamucil
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