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  1. 13 hours ago, DixonHur said:

    For me it depends...was she a hooker or an escort?

    Escort yes, hooker no because usually there's something worse going on in your life if you're a lot lizard or street walker.

    High class escorts on the other hand, I assume are decent looking and doing it for the money.

    Do I hear the bat signal?  

    This is the correct answer.  

    A lot of high end escorts retire because they marry clients.  Happens all the time.

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  2. Why does this always happen?  Of course men are bigger, faster, and stronger.  Does that mean the women's game is any less fun to watch?  Some people like them for different reasons but every time a great woman comes along, we hear how she can't play in the men's league.  No shit.

    My GF during my freshman and sophomore year in college was all state basketball in HS.  Almost 6'0" and a lean 145-150 lbs.  I'm 6'0", too.  Same height.  We'd occasionally play some hoop at the rec center or whatever.  I'd always easily win.  We'd then go back and have a fuck and suck.  Why does any of this matter?

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  3. 58 minutes ago, troph said:

    If you’ve been sexually active for 15 years and haven’t been in a long term relationship such that you have a lower body count then… hard pass. 

    Yes, thank you.  The idea that someone can go 10 years without a LTR or any sexual partners and they're sexually normal insane.  

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  4. 15 minutes ago, Txangel9910 said:

    Why not?  She could have a list of things she wants to try but wants to feel safe with a partner before letting her freak flag fly...hypothetically speaking...and she hasn't found him yet.

    Or she has issues with sex.....

  5. 1 hour ago, SimonBolivar said:

    We had a family friend that died a few years back that was worth about $15M and never married or had a significant other. He was a really strict Catholic and ended up leaving all $15M to the church. When we went to help clean up his place after he passed there was gay porn everywhere and it made us really sad that he sat there with millions and millions all the while he never lived his best life because church. 

    The wife has an uncle.  He's prolly mid 60's and fairly effeminate but not over the top.  Never married.  Never dated.  He's a teacher but during the summer takes LONG extended vacations and sometimes even picks up a teaching assignment in another town.  (Like, this is really obvious.)

    Her parents literally have no idea that he's gay.  It's the most obvious thing ever but they just can't see that and we've even suggested it and they get indignant.  It's to the point it's a running joke now.

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  6. 1 hour ago, Incredulity said:

    I'm sure I did, but that detail isn't key in the memory.  Blue balls suck.

    The eye to eye, then eye to my junk, then eye to eye are scorched into my cerebral cortex.

    You should have kept stroking while you maintained eye contact.....

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  7. 8 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

    Shit, if your girl has a high body count, and then insists you're the best she's ever had... that just means she knows what she's talking about. And that goes in the other direction: Because of her high body count, she knew what to do with me.

    High body count is a plus. Virgins also a plus. Everything in between? Plus. *just like getting laid ok

    I would not get serious with a woman with a low body count unless she had a LONG stretch of a long term relationship.  If she's 35 or something, never been married, and been with like 3 people, hard pass.  

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  8. Reading some of these stories makes me more thankful for how my teenage and college years played out.  I was a somewhat dorky HS kid in the 90's but my GF was kinda nerdy but DTF.  I literally had more sex than anyone in town but it was with one girl.  Wasn't with #2 until college.  As a result, I had a lot of sexual confidence both before and during.  As I got older and less dorky, it just becomes free and easy so I could never understand why all these dudes couldn't get laid.  It was confidence, or lack thereof.

    Also, Team Pussy Hound here.  Didn't know there was a difference between horn dog and pussy hound but OK.

    I'm also a big fan of sleeping around when you're younger.  You find what you like, what you don't like, what you can't live without, etc.  Same applies to women.  (Why wouldn't it?)  It's why I never understood the hang ups with body count.  You could easily sleep with 35 people by the time you're 30.  Just average 3 per year from 18-30 and there you go.  It's really not that many.

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  9. 1 hour ago, Incredulity said:

    thats awful.  Legit sorry to hear that.

    my mother walked in on me mid-stroke when I was about 15-16 ish.  Like look you in the eye, look at your hand full of penis, then look you in the eye, gasp turn around and slam door.  I swear I locked the bathroom door.   I spent 15 minutes cold sweating in the bathroom trying to figure out how it was going to be addressed when I exited the bathroom.  

    Not a word has ever been said.  Thank you, Mom.

     

    My wife doesn't have any brothers.  She goes pretty white when I describe to here what our son will be like from  something like 14-leaving for college.

    Well, did you finish?

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  10. 19 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

    They are all socially awkward. My daughter is one of those socially awkward people out there being courted by equally socially awkward boys. Her generation's idea of a date is sitting across from each other showing memes to one another for an extended period of time. They don't call, they text. They don't give each other phone numbers, they share instagram or snap accounts. Once they feel its "okay" they skip talking on the phone all together and facetime. Then they facetime with the phone pointed up at the ceiling.

    They just share memes with each other?  So, they're skipping forward all the way to being married for 10 years?

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  11. Going forward with the Clippers, you really have to wonder about PG.  He's 34 years old at this point and if he wants to win a title or even come close, he needs to do something this offseason with his player option.  He's not winning with the Clippers and their current roster.  No one in their right mind would have signed The Nephew to that new contract but they did.  He played 68 games this year and that's the most games he's played since 2017.  He's injured now (surprise) and he'll turn 33 this year.  Even with that and Harden, they still finished middle of the pack with a likely first round exit.

    If he went to GS, they're contenders immediately.  Bill Simmons mentioned Orlando but that seems random.  My guess is Ballmer money whips him to stay in order to open the new arena.  If he leaves, though, the makes the PG trade with SGA even worse than it already is.

  12. 12 hours ago, seven said:

    I also don't understand how guys have sex with women they aren't attracted to just to get some pussy. I tried it once, knew it wasn't for me a few minutes in, faked a nut and peaced out. I'd rather just jerk off. 

    Slumpbusters.

    Also depends what time it is at the bar.  She's a 2 at 10 and a 10 at 2.

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  13. 13 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

    Late game tonight is Clips/Mavs for a pivotal Game 5 at 9pm CST. Whoever loses this series is probably going to be making a lot of big changes in the offseason, so a lot on the line. Winner gets to play a very young and inexperienced OKC, which should be a good series either way.  

    If it goes to a Game 7, that will be on Sunday May 5th.  Winner then turns around and plays at OKC on Tuesday, May 7th with OKC having like a week off.

  14. 1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:


    There’s literally no tangent of utter stupidity that Elmo isn’t willing to bolt off on. It’s incredible to watch, I’ve genuinely never seen anything like it.
    “Sugar isn’t even sweet, it’s just a lie that your tongue tells you.”
    Elmo: “Exactly.”
    “Big science has omitted 9 elements that should be on the periodic table, but aren’t. They did this to hide a source of limitless free energy.”
    Elmo: “True.”
    “Laotians are genetically predisposed to rape puppies. That’s why you don’t see many dogs in Laos.”
    Elmo: “Concerning.”
    He’s so. Fucking. STUPID.

    He's also a guy with 10 kids or something that doesn't spend any time with any of his kids weighing in about what it takes to have a kid.

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  15. 1 hour ago, Incredulity said:

    Lets not pretend that porn was a rarity for young adults in the  late 80’s and 90’s.  Yeah it was a bit more effort to rewind Debbie does Dallas and maybe a few people didn’t have a VCR but it was readily available with not a lot of challenges.

    Porn back then was pretty basic, though, even the movies.  Fairly basic sex.

    It’s the Wild West now…..

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