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Patricio Swayze

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  1. Hit Juan in a million on the east side for the Don Juan breakfast taco and a hearty handshake.

    Just my unpopular opinion, but here is what I would do (doubt I could handle it these days).

    Saturday, go to Leroy and Lewis at 11am. Get some beef cheeks, brisket, sausage and barbacado (assuming there are a few people in the party).

    Go to the game (if you are Mormon, prepare your anus too).

    For dinner, Enchiladas y Más.

    Sunday morning, Juan in a Million.

    Get on plane and punish the toilet and everyone in the flight.
    Football talk never coming back.

    What is left to talk about?

    BYU is slow and suck.
    Texas is starting a redshirt freshman QB.

    We are done here.
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  2. This. I have literally never taken an out of towner to Salt Lick and not gotten rave reviews.  It's the entire experience including getting out of the city.  Not everyone fucking lives in Austin/Hill Country.

    Fair point. It is likely someone coming from the ugly state of Utah will be blown away by the unmatched beauty of the tract homes between Austin and Driftwood.
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    Good God man. 
    Not only is it mediocre BBQ, but the trip into the Drip' doubles down on the suck.

    Exactly. Even if he is renting a car, why the fuck send someone 30-40 minutes out of town to eat way inferior bbq? Because it has some oak trees?
  4. Wasn’t FCHorn pretty right leaning? Politically speaking. Not sure if he has one leg shorter than the other.

    Except when the subject was cruise ships running aground. In that case Phlegm's posts were completely coherent.

    And Disney right? Isn’t that where he worked? Which is also terrifying.
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  5. Bedouin had a shit ton of socks at the old site. We used to be able to figure him out pretty quick. I remember seeing a thread where he had all his socks posting at the same time replying to one another. Speaking of him, has he surfaced around here yet?

    That guy was such a beating.
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