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Posts posted by Patricio Swayze
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I'm gonna check in on your Brazilian wife first, then I'll make sure you're alright....maybe
Deadshank and I discussed wives over a nice bbq lunch yesterday. We have determined we are all married to the same woman. It’s a hive mind. So do what you got to do, but you will end up in the same spot.-
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I finally picked up a banter. I can see how many think this is a perfect EDC knife. Very, very nice. Only complaint is access to the liner lock is not ideal. You kind of have to dig around with your thumb a bit to disengage it. But overall, excellent knife. If it was priced at $90 they would sell a bazillion of them. I got mine for $108.
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Answering the OP: purpose of prayer is to cope with a Texas football Saturday. Good lord.
I accept this answer.-
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I’m dead.
Stop. Blowing. Double digit. Leads. For. Fucks. Sake.-
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Fuck my life.
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Fuckin a man. Fuckin a.
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Win this game my Horns. Let’s go.
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okay, whats going on with this liquid smoke issue? i cant tell who's serious. i was raised by a smoker and liquid smoke was as taboo in my mind as beans in chili. not only was i taught that, but i tried once. i mean who doesnt want the convenience of smoke in a jar in your cabinet 24/7? sound great, but doesnt work. the taste is off-putting. is there someone on here that believes its a legit ingredient in bbq or any kind of cooking for that matter?
Did you get made fun of as a kid that your dad was a smoker? What kind of life lessons does an offset smoker teach his son? Besides the one about feeding the fire. -
[mention=98]Patricio Swayze[/mention] and I met up at Truth on Warshintin at 10:45 am to "beat the rush." We were 9 and 10 in line. The guy on the knife has a soft spot for Paddie as he got two, maybe three, burnt ends and a hearty welcome. I got one but he did like my shirt compared to Paddie's gravy stained wolfpack tee shirt with the rip right at the navel.
The food was exceptional. The first bite of fat side brisket was simply perfect. It was like a first series 7 minute, 80 yard touchdown drive to open the game.
We laughed about some Surlyite that went and complained about the brisket only to find out that he ordered lean brisket. Lean brisket can only be so good.
No pics, no sides. Pickles, onions and jalapeno mix was on point.
[mention=1288]tx 3 putt[/mention] no showed. Musta had an appointment to get his back hair groomed.
All of the CR, religion and fire Sark / keep Sark issues were resolved. We will soon issue edicts so pay attention.
I can not detect any lies or deception in this post. You know, as I drove through the Bloody Nickel I thought to myself “you could have shared those burnt ends”. My mama raised me better than that. Next time.-
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hmm that burger does look good
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where y’all going, I might be free tomorrow
After building an Eiffel Tower at your mom’s house we are headed to Truth.-
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Wasn't this supposed to be Tech's year?
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Jesus Christ these teams suck. Good thing I never even considered either of these “schools” for my higher education. Actually, I only applied to one school.
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You buyin’?
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Does the possum have any eligibility left? Looked like he might have some moves.
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Breeder’s Cannonball going to commercial. Nice.
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The tower would be a hell of a bonfire
Should I go there? Maybe, maybe, maybe…
Well, at least it would be structurally sound.
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We're not losing to either of these shitbags. Just get me through ksu and isu without an anxiety attack.
They are miserably horrible. If we lose to either, I suggest burning down our entire campus and starting over.-
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Hottest bbq place in the state, currently. Lines are insane
I need to go back. I was on the backend of covid a few months back and tried it out. I really like the brisket and lamb rice bowl, but only half my tastebuds were working. Loved the pomegranate tea. Had to buy another because my ankle biters drank all of mine.-
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I wish the chilis joke would go away. It was mildly amusing on Reddit like 8 years ago.
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I double dog dare 6th Street to type up a rebuttal. One rule, it has to be just as long of a post.
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Well, I prayed about which forum to put it in…
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God does not bless Aggy because they have yet to account for their many, many, many sins. Baaaah means no.
Otherwise, I've just always kinda thought that at the very least, the more good energy people put out in the universe, the better. So, pray for Johnny's balls. Put that good energy out there. Will it help shrink his ginormous nads? Probably not. But maybe so. And it doesn't hurt. I know, it's pretty ironic to see Brisket typing "be positive, send out good energy," but there you have it -- and I really do try to do so, for real.
But maybe what can and should be coupled with that is the fact that faith, and prayer, are things to be put in action. So, you complete your act of prayer not when you kneel and say "dear 8 pound 9 oz baby Jesus, please shrink Johnny's enormous nads." You complete the prayer when you show up at Johnny's house with a tube of nad cream to sooth his swollen sac, and you tell Johnny that you really are thinking about him, he's a good kid, and you believe in him and that he can get through this.
Americans are really good at selfish prayer, and about faith being a matter of words and show, but not action. Wanna pray for Johnny's nads? Do so in conjunction with bringing him nad cream and telling him you support him.
I repped mostly because you wove Johnny’s nut nightmare so eloquently throughout your post in various ways. Would read again.-
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It would be like scooby doo. You pull of the mask and it’s your wife.