perfectchaos007

Fritz is such a bum. Losing to a 38 year old frenchman is embarrasing.

USC wins 4-3. 2nd season in a row we start our season in Los Angeles and lose. Maybe we should stop doing that?

I don't blame Maya for going pro, but she should have made that decision last summer. Her waiting to decommit 3 weeks before the season started really fucked the program for this season.

USC clinched the win 4-1, but they'll play out the 2 other matches on court.

A good opportunity for Booker to show she can perform well away from Moody against a top 10 team

USC takes the doubles point. We’ll have to win 4 of 6 singles matches to take this one

JPeg didn’t quit but she laid a turd against a Serb ranked outside the top 50. She’s already on a plane home to watch the Bills playoff game

Season opener tomorrow against USC. If we field a full team, we'll already be off to a better start than last year's first match. But on a serious note, USC is very strong in doubles so there's a solid chance we'll need to find 4 singles wins to get a W. Hopefully Zeynalova is back to 100% because we'll need her back to old self this season if we want to make a postseason run.

Miss Sunshine Collins shining bright ☀️

OU was clearly out of bounds but fuck it the refs are blind tonight

I spoke to a WTA physio once and he said he's never worked a day in his life. Well, besides the day he had to work on the thighs of Taylor Townsend.

Is Taaffe the only upperclassman starter coming back next season?

Reunion with Gaston tomorrow

He’s another Agiye Hall it seems like. Hope he’s able to get his life together one day

The #1 overall pick still makes under $100K salary their rookie year and I believe Caitlin Clark (arguably the GOAT of WCB) only made a $70K salary last season in the WNBA. There’s a reason one-and-dones are rare in WCB and even the best players stay to get their degree. If playing for Texas gets her more NIL and brand deal money than playing for the Dallas Wings, then she probably stays at Texas or whatever school she signs with for 3-4 years. Hopefully it’s Texas