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Another week of football begins. I'm ready to be hurt again. But first, the Wednesday night Sun Belt amuse bouche.

USA is 1-5, managing to keep things within 2 possessions against Nebraska, beating an HBCU, then falling to pieces. On the positive side, the cheerleaders in the picture are actual triplets.

Troy is 2-3 after playing the sacrificial lamb to Mizzou, beating Akron and some guy named Campbell, and losing to Southern Miss and ArkSt.

Let's get degenerate

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Update: This is a "rivalry" - the Battle for the Belt

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Troy up 3-0. They look much more athletic than USA.

Troy has WRs running wide open and the qb is an accurate gunslinger. Must be nice.

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Just now, DaysOff said:

Troy has WRs running wide open and the qb is an accurate gunslinger. Must be nice.

USA is horribad. That dude Todd could be Malcolm Epps and would still look like that.

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TD Trojans 10-3

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"He's got a knack. For finding the crack." doesn't need to become a catchphrase.

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Hah! The kicker's career long INTO THE WIND doesn't count due to running into the kicker. 

Points come off the board, but USA is happy.

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And they end up with no points! Mystery play calling in the red zone there.

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Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

Yikes

Holy shit, ball looked oiled in his hands

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Successful 4th down conversion followed by immediate ARMPUNT bwahahaha

Put some coin on USA (+17) and getting my bang for my buck in terms of entertainment value.


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Just now, Westtexashorn said:

Put some coin on USA (+17) and getting my bang for my buck in terms of entertainment value.


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Yeah this game is a fucking blast.

all these turnovers

both of these teams are probably better than their record indicates

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Aw that's too bad about Todd. He's been a lot of fun to watch this game.

that was pretty good clock management getting that 47 seconds and scoring 3 in a game like this

there are about 50 NCAA and NFL coaches that could never make that happen in 100 tries

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Imagine coming all the way from Australia to get your degree at..... South Alabama.

Fun half. [mention=4939]Westtexashorn[/mention] is going to be on pins and needles in the second half - Troy does look a bit sharper.


I’m a sucker for abuse... USA qb inspires zero confidence


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Second fun little trick play for a first down for Troy. They have zero problem going for it on 4th, too. I like them.

6 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Imagine coming all the way from Australia to get your degree at..... South Alabama.

yea but there are plenty of hot girls on every southern college campus (but one on the Brazos) and he is on the football team, has that accent, and is probably older than most college guys....he is shagging trim left and right without even trying

Bwhahahhaah at that kick for cash
My wife just actually got a little pissed at the announcers for making fun of him.
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ahahahaha WHAT a conversion. This game is a hoot.

Hope that Trojan is ok, though. He got crushed by the RB.

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Hooooooooly shit the one time Johnson nails the deep bomb. What a fucking whiff.

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And USA stays alive!

Barker must be INFURIATING for Troy fans. He's clearly talented but boy he does dumb shit regularly.

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Not sure there was a lot of intention there, but the crown of the helmet got him.

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1 minute ago, Westtexashorn said:

Their red zone offense is putrid


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And now they might be forced to put their backup, more runner-y QB in, as if Johnson had any touch on his passes.

Billingsley gonna party at Taylors house after this one if the score holds up

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2 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Wait, their RB was working at DoorDash 2 weeks ago? And he had to come back to the team due to injuries?

Seems like he was a scholarship player and everything, so not quite as wild as that Navy QB coming down from the stands to play:

https://www.dothaneagle.com/sports/troy/billingsley-adds-depth-to-troy-running-game/article_b5f74d6e-d4db-11e9-918a-3b526aab0fbf.html

 

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What. The. Fuck.

Did he mix up the uniforms and think he was the home team?

this a really odd game

on the one hand these teams are playing pretty good football and not a lot of penalties......but then the turnovers and special teams fuck ups like field goals and punting are killing both of them

and the red zone O is really bad for both as well

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