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And I Thought Ending Up as Fern Bar Flair was the Worst Possible Option


Harrison Bergeron

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Archeologist declare Finnish warrior a drag queen with a mircro-penis: https://www.npr.org/2021/08/09/1026183914/new-dna-analysis-finds-1-000-year-old-warrior-remains-may-be-non-binary. I hope they haunts.

"Those with Klinefelter may have low levels of testosterone, a smaller penis, undescended testes, enlarged breasts and infertility."

I lived in fear of one of my embarrassing elementary school portraits ending up in a TGI Friday s in 2080, but dick-shaming an ancient warrior is just harsh. At least I'm not a warrior and no one will have any reason to posthumously discuss my little johnson.

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