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Santos L. Helper

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  1. ๐ŸŽต you got to pluck it before you fuck it ๐ŸŽถ
  2. I think it's fine that you like to suck Immamac's dick, as long as he is consenting. If not you should be banned. Because you can't just suck off a dude if you feel like it, whether you think he deserves it or not. Seacrest out.
  3. have you ever thought you two about meeting up and talking in person? Kinda like a summit. You'll have to take all the dicks out of your mouth, of course, otherwise all he'll hear is Jim Huffines yelling that he's about to blow on your tits. Literal fuckface
  4. I ๐Ÿ‘ do not give ๐ŸŽ Facebook ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ“• or any entities ๐Ÿข๐ŸŒ associated โœ…โ†” with Facebook ๐Ÿ“š permission ๐Ÿ‘Œ to use ๐Ÿ“ค๐Ÿป my pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ, information โ„น, messages โœ‰ or posts ๐Ÿ“, both past ๐Ÿ– and future ๐Ÿ“ก. With this statement ๐Ÿ‘Œ, I ๐Ÿ‘ give ๐ŸŽ notice ๐Ÿ‘€ to Facebook ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ“• it is strictly ๐Ÿคง forbidden โŒ to disclose ๐Ÿ˜ง, copy ๐Ÿ‘Œ, distribute ๐Ÿ“ซ, or take ๐Ÿ‘Š any other action ๐ŸŽญ against ๐Ÿšซ me based โŒ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ‘จ on ๐Ÿ”› this profile ๐Ÿ‘ค๐Ÿ˜ณ and/or ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿง๐Ÿคจ its contents ๐ŸŒŽ. The content ๐ŸŒโœ” of this profile ๐ŸšŸ is private ๐Ÿ•ต๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ and confidential ๐Ÿคซ information โ„น. The violation ๐Ÿ‘ฟ of privacy ๐Ÿšช can be punished ๐Ÿ™„ by law โš– (UCC ๐Ÿ’ฆ 1-308- 1 ๐ŸŽ„ 1 โ— 308-103 ๐Ÿ† and the Rome ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ› Statute ๐Ÿ“ฏ๐Ÿ“.
  5. Whatever south Oklahoma landfill you inhabit isn't important, what's important is that it sucks almost as much as the cumdumpster in Frisco you call a stadium
  6. you're pretty worked up about it for some reason, guess you'll have a lot to think about during your 90 minute drive back home to Decatur
  7. fascinating what insider info are you going to share next, that honeywell makes the thermostats
  8. A lot better than this piece of shit, but yeah it's terrible
  9. Big ups to me #1 homeboy Derks over here for taking pity on me and finally trading me Whit Merrifield, who I've been trying to get all season.
  10. Once. You have to travel back at least 200 years, can land in any location on Earth, and you can never come back. Where do you choose to settle, and why?
  11. Evening, gentlemen. I recently got super high and ordered some of those expensive underpants that have a built-in ballsack. You know the kind. Cradles your boys. I got the ones with the big fucking eagle on the dick, because why not. And they're nice. But I was thinking about it, and I realized I don't really notice the sack bag as much as I thought I would--my nuts just don't seem to sag as much during the day as they do at night.. This, of course, boggled my mind. Maybe my scrote expands at night. Maybe my balls get bigger during the day. I don't know, but it's some laffy taffy shit. I keep waking up because my nuts fall down into my taint, and are inevitably crushed by my legs. I could be imagining this. tl;dr: My chain seems to hang lower at night, and I'm not sure if that's a real thing. Anyway, that's not the point. I know there are some doctors on this troll-infested third-rate ad farm. I'm also certain there are others among us who know their way around a mudflap. I'm far from an expert, because I pound that front bottom. I also don't really know anyone who I can ask honest medical and biological questions about my boys. So can we talk about our balls?
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