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  1. Yeah some details in the arrest affidavit don't make sense. Supposedly these dudes got all rapey on the walk home and the girls were fighting them off. Then they walk through a room where at least one roommate is up and around and don't say anything and go in a bedroom and close the door? Without alerting that roommate they'd been getting pawed / fondled / whatever all the way home?
  2. CSB: I was a member of a frat with a house close by the SAE house. They all went on some trip and left their CD jukebox blaring full blast all weekend long. We went over there about 4 AM on Saturday / Sunday with baseball bats and smashed it to pieces. /csb
  3. If you listen to the Cocaine and Rhinestones podcast episode (maybe more than one) on the Judds, Naomi comes across as a pyscho cunt of the highest order and it's kind of amazing Wynonna wasn't the one to blow her brains out first. Or Ashley. Just an evil, evil bitch.
  4. Maldy going yard is so special. It's like your blind 12-year-old lab catching a squirrel. So proud of him.
  5. And the magnificent bastard was also cynical enough to realize that he needed to make ringworm-ridden tow-headed Appalachian tots the poster children for his War on Poverty. Couching it as a racial issue plays into he hands of the billionaires and is the surest way to see that nothing is ever done about it.
  6. Yep they are trying to streamline it with Southern tastes and some of y'all are falling for it. It will be a second-rate version of Cookout before y'all know it. And I like Cookout, f I am in Mississippi or points east. HEB needs to buy the Texas locations of Whataburger and save it.
  7. SIAP but this is how late stage capitalism works. 1. China and SE Asia and South Asia are the deepest pool of dirt-cheap labor combined with a certain level of manufacturing right now. 2. However it costs a lot of money to ship the goods across the planet on fuel-guzzling container ships. 3. Sooo....you break down American workers. Make them more like Chinese workers. Present trends are moving in the other direction but that is the dream they share when the billionaires break out the cigars and dream of a better world.
  8. Holy shit -- I might be the only Texan to have eaten there with his young daughter who was not on his way to or from Ozark. Seconded -- good stuff.
  9. Wound up becoming dildo emporium Zone D'Erotica, embarrassing the mighty Galleria for decades.
  10. I did think it was funny when I read that his answering machine played a recording of BB King's "The Thrill is Gone." Also, I have an affinity for fellow grads of Jesuit highs schools, unless that school is in Dallas. But yeah, he was an Astro-killer for sure, and I've heard the same rumors of dickishness. https://youtu.be/oica5jG7FpU
  11. It all comes back to a sense of overall dissatisfaction. It is now official -- most people in greater Houston -- not the city itself, but the city and many shitty enclaves, can no longer afford to live there. Either the rent is too damn high or the wages are too damn low or both. One or both of those items needs to be addressed real soon or this country is going to be even more of a shitshow than it has of late. I mean, yeah, $20/hour probably is too much to pay a Subway employee, but when that doesn't cover rent, what good is it?
  12. Thanks for all the great responses! Keep 'em comin'!
  13. Would not be allowed in an article for a Texas magazine, alas
  14. Anyone know of any? They used to be in every small town right by the highway -- basically a burger joint with maybe a picnic table or two but no real seating. Mom and pops. I guess Sonic killed most of them off. There are a couple in Houston still, like Someburger and Poppa Burger, which barely qualifies because it has so many picnic tables.
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