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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
So my wife tells me just now, that her lifelong dream, is to do matching Xmas day pajamas. We've been together for 9 years...news to me. I tell her, ok, if you can find a set that fits all of us, deal (inner me thinking there's no way given I'm a fatter, she's super top heavy /no pics, our 13 y/o is scrawny, and a 2 y/o.) Without hesitation, she goes, "oh, I already have!" Me: Fuccckkk. Her "I found me these pair of leggings, you a jumbo pair of pants, our oldest the full gambit and the baby a onesie, all in the same pattern." Me: wtf that's not how that works! Then proceeds to show her Google results for Xmas family pajamas pics. Her: "well I wasn't going to make us all wear matching tops." Me (pointing at the search results): but isn't that kinda the point? Her (angrily): "well if you don't want to do it, I found this really pretty Christmas tree we can do instead!" I look over at her phone. $600 for an non decorated tree. She wants it because it comes pre lit with a remote, and folds up into a bag. FML -
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Rest in Piss, Dick Cheney
It used to be easy to rank Republicans by how much they sucked. Put Nixon first and Lincoln last. Everyone else goes in between. It's amazing to think that Dick Cheney has probably made it to page 2 of the list. -
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We’re back this weekend. We make a long weekend every 2 months. Our standing room at our Bryant Park Hotel was $670 in august. No idea what it’ll be this weekend (we roll over reservations in person so never book directly - they know us ….) -
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