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@SydneyCarton and I, along with some other folks who are as Surly as Surly can be but don't post on the Internet have a history of planned public trolls against groups or individuals who we think deserve it. I think y'all know that part. What may not be clear is that that approach extends beyond things related to UT or college sports. Ryan Braun had been caught taking roids after speaking high and mighty about steroid users in baseball while putting up absurd numbers. Then, he got the outcome overturned because of some chain of custody issue with the guy who was delivering the tests to the facility. Then Braun gives a press conference, preaches his innocence, calls the paid-hourly delivery worker several names and implies corruption, and then wags his finger at the media members about presuming his guilt. He gets to keep playing. Fast forward to some time after that and he tests positive again, for a drug he thought they weren't testing for yet. Then they suspend his ass. He attempted to blame his girlfriend's STD or STD medicine for his positive test. This guy was a source of pride for Jewish kids who love baseball and just little baseball fans in general. I had viewed McGwire that way as a kid. So fuck this guy. We bought 10 tickets on the front row of the Crawford boxes when the Astros were terrible and the Brewers were coming to town. Braun played left field. We asked Sydney to get a banner made, which he did, that read "MVP = Made Via Pharmaceuticals". It was big and long, and yes, that's what she said. Every time that fucking asshole ran out to left, from the 1st until the 9th, we pulled that banner up across the lot of us. Same for when he went up to bat. It even got on tv a few times with fouls and such. Once he was in left field, we heckled him mercilessly. Imagine the worst shit you can say to someone like that without making threats or cussing, and we did it. The rest of the Crawford Boxes got into it. We were chanting shit like "Steroids! Steroids here! Geeett your steroids here!!!" "You have let down your entire heritage!" "It takes a brave man to blame his girlfriend's STD for testing positive for steroids!" "You've made a mockery of your career. You will never be considered for the HOF. You should be ashamed of yourself." "You have shamed your entire family. Little kids despise you, you hypocrite!" I mean, Minute Maid was mostly empty and we were right above the little bitch. The guy made 2 errors in the game. In the 9th inning, Astros security came out and asked us to leave. A terrible Astros team was beating the shit out of Milwaukee. They pulled Braun after his last AB in the 8th. The Astros people told us that the Brewers and Braun had been complaining about us since the 2nd inning. They waited until the 9th to come get us. I don't know what Ryan Braun thinks about when he thinks about his baseball career while he counts his money and pulls the wings off of honeybees and butterflies. What I do know is that when that fucker scrolls through those memories and all of his accomplishments, somewhere in the recesses of those thoughts, he remembers all of the shit we said to him that night and he knows there's truth to it. He was visibly shaken and got worse as the game went on. Fuck that cheating hypocrite.33 points
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Let’s get a Looch version- This weekend is setting up to be a huge weekend on the forty acres for Steve Sarkisian and crew with the announcement that Solomon Williams will be visiting the #4 ranked team in college football. Coming off a weekend that saw your Texas Longhorns control the tide in Tuscaloosa, it looks like Steve Sarkisian has set his sights on the 6-foot-3 250# edge from deep in SEC country. Solomon has an offer list that has your Texas Longhorns battling the elites of college football in Alabama, Clemson, and Oregon. Texas A&M is also in the mix. Although Solomon is ranked as the #21 edge in the country, his offer list tells another story. WATCH THE TAPE. Again, Steve Sarkisian dips deep into SEC country to find a perfect compliment to the most talented roster in the country - and continues to strike fear into the SEC West. Solomon will spend the weekend seeing all the forty acres have to offer, bonding with other “watch the tapers” and enjoying the fine dining at Applebees and Texas Roadhouse. Billy31 points
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I deal with dumb shit for a living. So it's not very often I can say with certainty that before 8am I've already seen the absolute dumbest shit I will see for the entire day, but ol' Eskimo woke up this morning and said hold my crack pipe.18 points
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ok, a few things. 1. it was a wrapped prevost tour bus. we never had a wrapped rv. it did have dual slide-outs. 2. yes, i was on the bus, i planned that whole trip, because i went to texas and joe went to usc so it was on. i don't really remember mario being on it, but he was around a lot and was generally a decent dude. of course everybody looks like mother teresa when they're hanging out next to joe. it was joe and him (i guess) and me and the chick i was dating (mistake) and about 12 texas chicks who were current students. no idea how they got involved, but they were awesome and young and hot and awesome. 3. the controversy i remember was which lot we were parking in. i got us a pass for the rv lot, but the security guy at the gate directed us to the bus lot, so that's where the driver went. the bus lot, by design, packs the buses in like sardines, and it's almost impossible to get in and out when it's parked. their orders are to get everybody out, then slide the next bus in. the rv lot allows room for people to tailgate and party around the vehicle, which is why i wanted us there. if memory serves, once the driver fucked up, we were stuck in the bus lot, so the only way to party there was to extend, which they don't allow in the bus lot. again, sardines. so maybe we sent mario out to deal with it, and he obviously couldn't. most of the buses in the bus lot were like greyhounds, just straight seats all the way back, when we were more like an apartment inside. 4. anyhow, we partied for a while on our cramped tour bus, then went and found another group and partied with them. then after the game we got back on the bus, and i turned on the postgame, and joe was being such a fucking baby he kept turning it off when all i wanted to do was watch highlights. we all went to some club then eventually back to his house and in the middle of the night went next door to quincy jones' house. i wrote a whole long post on hornfans or whatever, which turned into an email that got forwarded around so many times that eventually joe got it, which was...awkward. i'm sure some people here read it.17 points
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I was on a flight yesterday and just as the plane took off the guy seated next to me asked, "Are you familiar with the offshore platforms the Ukrainians recently captured on the Black Sea near Crimea?" "As a matter of fact, yes." In a hushed voice, he continued. "The russians were using those to monitor the entire Black Sea. And it's amazing how quickly re-capturing those paid off because there's no way the Ukes would have spotted a submarine above water without being able to utilize those platforms. Russia's militarization of oil platforms got turned in their faces and they were caught unprepared and flat-footed." And then before I could even ask if he had proof or whether it was circumstantial, the plane landed. Short flight. Burbank to LAX.16 points
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I remember the 47% comments. I certainly haven't forgotten about Bain. His dog in a carrier on the roof going across country. Maybe he's a good example of the country club Republican of the last century. The article is an impeachment of his own party. Now that he is ready to get out he can tell all the tales, well maybe not name names because he still wants to get invited to the club parties. I like the concept of having competing ideas about policy. Unless your policy is "fuck you, I got mine." That's the sum total of the R platform on domestic issues. Pull up the ladder, shoot the survivors, and render no quarter unto any that oppose us. The unnamed Senators are still too scared of the base they created. I've likened it to Tolkien's description of the beast the Witch King flew, "fed on fell meats in the dark until it could tolerate the presence of the wraiths". Bain fed the base. Newt nurtured it. Alex Jones poisoned them. Trump is the natural outcome of this program of systematic misinformation and feeding the baser instincts of mankind. The article is important because it shows just how afraid they are of the beast they rode to victories. It's willing to storm the capital and kill them. It earnestly desires to destroy. Charlie Sykes and the rest of the Never Trumpers have at least one thing right. Do not vote for Republicans. Not now. There's no one in the party willing to stop feeding the beast.15 points
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When the GOAT praises you, it ain't rat poison!! (And the guy on the right can empathize, having experienced a pretty big loss to Texas, in the second game of the '05 season ... )14 points
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See, this is my million dollar idea....."Hallmark After Dark." You watch the regular Hallmark Movie, where cute busy NY gal ends up in Christmas Falls, and ends up falling for the local handyman or some shit. They kiss, the movie ends. Then...."Hallmark After Dark" begins with "Christmas Falls Part II: the Holiday Whore." This movie focuses on the freaky sex the new couple has, including some shocking moves the gal picked up in NY that really surprise the handyman....but he quickly gets into it, and deploys some creative ideas of his own.... We would OWN the "Fifty Shades of Gray" demographic. We would OWN THEM.14 points
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Watching the Rangers/Blue Jays game the other night. Apparently it was Hiot Dog night. and they keep a counter on one of the scoreboards. She glanced up said: "Wow 41,000 dogs! That's alot. Can you imagine the smell. And who cleans up after them?" Me : "Excuse me. But what the fuck are you talking about?" Her : "They have 41,000 dogs at the stadium right now......oh... hot dogs.........." Me "You know if there were 41,000 dogs at the stadium, there would probably be at least one in the picture right? Her "This is going on your stupid football wives thing isn't it?"13 points
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Anybody remember how terrible he was against Kansas in 2021? Unbelievably, that was his FOURTH!?!!? fucking year in the program where he had apparently been taught next to nothing about playing offensive line by Derek Warehime and Herb Hand. Look where Jones is after two years with Flood now. He's going to play in the NFL. What a fucking disservice our past coaches did to our players. This is what player development looks like.13 points
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Wordle 817 5/6 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟨🟩⬜ ⬜🟩🟨🟩🟨 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #601 2/6 (100%) 🟩🟨⬜⬜⬜⬅️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 ⭐⭐🏙️🪙 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr Daily Quordle 598 3️⃣🟥 4️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟨🟨🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟨 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #travle #274 (4/9) (0 hints) ✅✅✅✅ https://imois.in/games/travle/ Connections Puzzle #95 🟩🟦🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪13 points
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You're doing it wrong and you should stop. No one on the team is worried about Wyoming, and they shouldn't be. They're focused on firmly establishing ground rules for the rest of the season. Everything is in front of them, and setting the tone for that starts with Wyoming. You can DM with sarvanaash if you need to unnecessarily handwring about this game. The rest of us are interested in ongoing updates and analyses about it from writers or posters.12 points
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aggy was celebrating TAMU-Commerce’s Division II football national championship and brought in newly hired Jimbo and presented him this trophy (the same type that was being presented to Commerce) and proclaimed that aggy would win one soon While the whole stunt it stupid, it still pisses me off every time I think about aggy trying to steal the spotlight from their own school that ACTUALLY WON A TITLE to brag about how Jimbo would win something in the future. Seriously fuck them.12 points
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Per Gerry, Solomon Williams will be taking an official visit this weekend.11 points
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I do this from a place of love. In case you are worried about Texas getting to big of a head from the Bama win, may I present 9 years ago today. fun time in dallas that weekend.11 points
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