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Showing content with the highest reputation on 09/15/23 in all areas

  1. From Gerry Hamilton (IT): 'Hi' *this is Gerry's code for 'Texas just got a commit'.
    33 points
  2. My beautiful friends, I spent three hours yesterday with Quinn Ewers and surprise guest, Cedric Baxter! As some of you may recall, I got to hang last summer w/ Mr. Ewers and Colt, and this time it was even more fun, if that's possible! He looks a little taller than last year, perhaps because he has slimmed down so much. Of course, I've fattened up, so there's that, too, haha. He is just about the nicest, most humble young man you can imagine. Plus, he can handle a vintage pickup truck and can rock a cowboy hat and some sweet Tecovas! I didn't know Cedric Baxter would be hanging with us. He's trimmer than I thought he would be. He is a very sweet young man. Again, humble, smart and very approachable. I spoke to him at length and learned all about him. He told me about being originally committed to Florida State, which was his dream, but how when Coach Choice came to Texas, it was a done deal. He also wanted to leave the state and see more of the world, but he eventually would like to play for the Dolphins. He is also quite interested in fashion and has even created his own brand! You can follow him at @c4era on Insta. I want to to help him promote it. We talked about how much we both liked Jahmyr Gibbs, who is a product of Choice. I told him I can't wait to watch him on Sundays. I told him I knew we would beat Bama when he got the start, cause we weren't playing scared. He said coming here early gave him the jump on learning the system and he appreciated the trust the coaches have in him. He said his injury is nothing to worry about and he didn't move hurt at all. I also met his family. They were wonderful and are very protective of him. It made me realize how young he really is, as I think he said he came here when he was 17! I told them he is going to do great things in football or otherwise, and they appreciated it. He also expressed to me about how much the win over Bama meant to Quinn in a really powerful way. I also got to talk shit with Quinn about Westlake. I told him that his Bama performance didn't surprise me, after I saw him carve up the best defense in our Westlake's history. (In my view, the Westlake game was harder than the Bama game, cause he had time against Bama while he was running for his life the entire HS championship game, and he was playing hurt!) He is such a gentle soul at heart and so easy to talk to. We talked about how happy we were that his HS teammates ended up at Air Force and SMU. Lot of talent from Southlake. For our pics, I migrated him to the new Mathew McConaughey "Hook 'em," just to piss you olds off. (Haha, I'm 63) Quinn kept bringing it back that they aren't done yet, and is really looking forward. I believe him! Here are some pics. Love y'all! Bro can style Sweet young man going to do great things Haha, check out the driver behind him. I need to lay off the Megastuff Oreos, but have you tried them? Did you know yo can have pictures printed on Oreos now? We did for daughter's college graduation party. They look awesome. Sweet Deal with it. What a great guy. Cedric having fun. How awesome is this? Next to the video of a the dude getting his pickup truck spun around by a tornado, then driving away, this might be the most Texas thing I've ever seen.
    33 points
  3. Regardless of the game time, there's nothing like an ice cold beer in a wax paper cup when the State Fair first opens in the morning, so book the 5:00 a.m.
    29 points
  4. The route took by the longhorns:
    27 points
  5. Gerry said in the stream in the morning that there is "movement" with Tyanthony Smith.
    26 points
  6. Per Justin Wells (IT): 5-star WR out of St Louis Missouri, Ryan Wingo, is in Austin and was with the team for their walk-through this afternoon. The 6' 2" 205 pound pass catcher will be joined by the rest of his family this evening.
    21 points
  7. I do know that OU will suck at game time, whenever that is.
    21 points
  8. 19 points
  9. Been waiting for this information.
    18 points
  10. Yeah, haha, no kidding. But go ahead and explain it to him so we don't leave him hanging
    17 points
  11. I'd assume Wingo since he's been here most of the day
    16 points
  12. This is what it looks like when you take out an older stripper with a cocaine and alcohol problem that works the day shift at The Landing Strip. She shows up in an inappropriate bodycon miniskirt and immediately starts doing shots. Spends a few minutes complaining about being asked to babysit her grandchild. She expresses displeasure about being a grandma because she already finished raising her 16 year old. She then finishes with how great a grandma she is and shows you a picture of the grandchild in a onesie with a Marlboro logo on it. Eventually she excuses herself to bump some rails in the bathroom. Does some more shots and mentions how awesome cocaine feels and finally settles in with a glass of Deep Eddy lemon vodka because it's classy. Once the event starts, shenanigans begin.
    16 points
  13. Chechnya devolving into an armed power struggle would be a real chef's kiss for this Russian fuckup.
    16 points
  14. Ours was good and terrible. But this …
    16 points
  15. Mullen has already made a lot of money. He talked last spring on XM84 about enjoying not coaching and looking forward to being a studio analyst. Maybe that is all bullshit, but if there is even an ounce of truth to it, how the fuck is he going to look at the mess that is the ATM football program and think "yeah, let me get in there!"? I honestly wonder how any coach worth a shit would. They're all egomaniacs, so of course someone would be all over it, but it really does look like a place where careers go to die. It really is fascinating to witness the whipsaw these morons have worked themselves through in just one week. They went from, in virtual unison, bleating that Texas wasn't going to know what hit it in Tuscaloosa and that a title-contending Alabama team was going to tear this Texas team limb from limb on national tv to now declaring, with absolute certainty, that this is the worst Alabama team since 2007 and Texas still isn't ready for the real SEC. Reality is stranger than fiction. I don't think this shit could be made up.
    15 points
  16. Jesus, where does she think she is? The Sun Bowl?
    14 points
  17. Just remember that Liucci and company fired Sherman and Sumlin. Liucci gets to be a big money aggie without truly being a big money aggie. He hangs out with players, coaches, and donors and licks their balls until he and his nutjob community decide it is time to get rid of Coach X. Billy makes money like a genius by preying on their gullible fanbase, but he actually has no knowledge that entitles him to influence the way he does. When it's all said and done, Billy is just as ignorant as the rest of them. " Franchione is the best and will show them durn teasippers. I mean, Mike Sherman is the best. That is, Kevin Sumlin is the best. I said Jimbo Fisher is the best..." His opinion of their program and school is tremendously inflated which results in complete embarrassment when it blows up in his face as it does repeatedly. Seriously, Texas A&M is the Wile E Coyote of college fanbases.
    14 points
  18. This is somehow the fault of LGBT+ people ruining traditional marriages.
    14 points
  19. More absurd shit from these guys. The amount of content these imbeciles create is stunning. "Look at the numbers through the first x games! Jimbo's are better!" - I feel like the people writing that actually believe it matters, in spite of the stats measuring Fisher against Sumlin at the same moment, or that they went 5-7 in year 5, or that they're 1-7 in their last 8 P5 games. Some of these people trend towards actual shithouse rat-level insane. They are willfully trying to configure some sort of alternate reality for themselves and then trying to invite others to join it with them. "Sarkisian has weird personality traits I wouldn't want in my head coach." - This comes up a lot and is said by people with a coach who has: covered up rape; been cuckolded by a wife with numerous men; burned one program down to smoldering ashes and is visibly in the process of doing so with the current one; challenged a fan to a fight from the stands and then had security whisk him away when the fan acted like he was going to oblige; and challenged the GOAT in a public rant that caused the guy to be lampooned nationally across the sport for an entire week during an offseason.
    14 points
  20. Wordle 818 3/6 ⬛🟨⬛🟩🟨 ⬛⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 599 7️⃣4️⃣ 6️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟨🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟨⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
    14 points
  21. Wordle 818 2/6* 🟩🟨⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
    14 points
  22. I'm looking forward to seeing what the "worst Bama team in the Saban era" is going to do to aggy on Oct 7.
    13 points
  23. George Sauer, one of 4 Longhorns to first win a Super Bowl. 1969 New York Jets. He caught 8 passes for 133 yards in Super Bowl III ... from Joe Namath. The other 3 Horns? Tight end Pete Lammons, defensive lineman John Elliot and defensive back Jim Hudson. Hudson was the quarterback who threw a 69 yard touchdown pass in the 1965 Orange Bowl to help defeat No. 1 ranked Alabama. The quarterback for that Bama Team? Joe Namath. The person who caught Hudson's touchdown pass in that Orange Bowl? George Sauer. And now you know... the rest of the story.
    13 points
  24. Wordle 818 5/6 [emoji834][emoji834][emoji834][emoji834][emoji834] [emoji834][emoji834]🟩[emoji834][emoji834] [emoji834][emoji834]🟩🟨🟨 🟩[emoji834]🟩🟩[emoji834] 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 I feel sufficiently challenged
    13 points
  25. So, I finally finished my treatment 3 weeks ago. I was good on my midway scan but I’ll get another in 3 weeks to make sure. Chemo totally fucked my lower legs and hands. Weirdly, I have mostly motor issues and not many sensory ones. Doing PT weekly but it’ll probably be a slow recovery. I walk with a cane sometimes, and it makes me feel old af. But, here’s to hopefully getting back to normal.
    13 points
  26. Not ONE of you motherfuckers had the motherfucking BUSH CRIME FAMILY on your bingo card.
    12 points
  27. These tech idiots think they're going to show up this year in DKR and get a new result. I expect Texas to take that game very, very personally and Tech isn't going to go 6-8 on 4th down or whatever they did last year. I'm hoping that is the last game against Tech that I watch in my lifetime, and I think Texas is going to beat the absolute shit out of those wannabes like they owed UT money.
    12 points
  28. He's also a thin-skinned prick who runs a dirty program, so they don't have to change anything but the nametags
    12 points
  29. Texas Recruiting 2024: Ruining Brett Yormark’s Business : (
    12 points
  30. Wordle 818 6/6 🟨⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟩 ⬜🟨🟩⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
    12 points
  31. Wordle 818 5/6 ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟨 🟨⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜🟨🟩🟨🟨 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
    12 points
  32. Wordle 818 6/6 ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟨 ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟨 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 599 8️⃣7️⃣ 5️⃣3️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ #Worldle #602 1/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr Blossom Puzzle, September 15 Letters: C E N A R S Y My score: 384 points My longest word: 12 letters 💐 🌺 🌸 🌹 🌷 🏵 🌻 💮 🌼 💐 🌺 🌸 Play Blossom: https://www.merriam-webster.com/word-games/blossom-word-game
    12 points
  33. From the AP # 4 ranked kitchen chalkboard TEXAS!!!!
    12 points
  34. Good morning @Craftywidget, my fellow insomniac! Wordle 818 4/6 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ 🟨🟨🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #602 2/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜↖️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 ⭐⭐⭐🏙️🪙 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr Daily Quordle 599 9️⃣7️⃣ 6️⃣3️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ #travle #275 (7/13) (0 hints) ✅✅✅✅✅✅✅ https://imois.in/games/travle/ Connections Puzzle #96 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟦🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪
    12 points
  35. Wordle 818 4/6* 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 599 5️⃣8️⃣ 4️⃣3️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟨🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 ⬜🟩🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟩⬜ 🟨⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
    12 points
  36. This little gem from just over two years ago, too. Source didn't have the paragraphs right, so I tried to add 'em in where it looked like they should've been.
    11 points
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