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Clintonaldo

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  1. I have 9 inches but I also measure from my asshole.
  2. I’m doing an Olympic distance triathlon Sunday called the Chattanooga Waterfront and I am doing it with Addie Ray Racing. I’ve never swam pulling someone in a raft so a little nervous but excited about pulling someone on bike and pushing on run. It will be a good training day too.
  3. The one thing I love about this place is that Aggy could be playing childhood cancer and everyone would still cheer for an Aggy loss.
  4. Sorry, we want him for 5 more years. I left out the part of the story where I was on the verge of dry heaving because I am a 43 year old man child who goes balls deep in free booze
  5. As the resident Vols fan I will do the douche bag thing and drop in and say I’ve told several people before the game that if we won this game I think it’s ours. I live 2 hours from Braves and I was at game tonight in chairman seats 8 rows up from home plate stewing over this game while drinking free beer. I thought it was over and as we are pulling into my neighborhood my app goes off and said Vols Win. I said no fucking way.
  6. Looks like he is getting his money. At least now when it fails he can’t say he did it on purpose.
  7. This is something I will never understand. When you are wrong just say sorry or at least stop talking. With social media, daring someone to get you in trouble NEVER works out for you. Just ask Hugh Freeze.
  8. Who doesn’t want to be invisible and increase your chances of a collision?
  9. Yann is bringing the rancid dick heat.
  10. We are kind of in the same boat. I was a college soccer player who didn’t know what to do after school and took up binge drinking for 14 years and got up to 235. I am now 43 and 178 and the best shape of my life. I do this shit to keep me on a good path and to be a good example to my 3 year old son. Plus, your greatest lessons come from failures in races. I could tell this last race because I hit every time I wanted within 1 minute on each discipline and that just comes from experience.
  11. If you don’t feel like training you can send me $500 and I will kick you in the balls and give you a t shirt. Basically it’s the same thing.
  12. we are living in a simulation at this point.
  13. It is the most fun and frustrating thing I have ever done. When I was driving to the race a few Sunday's ago I realized I forgot my pump and I wasn't going to have enough time to turn around and go get it. I had pulled over on side of the road looking for it and I just starting punching my truck saying this is the dumbest sport ever and I hate it. It's just so much stuff you have to bring on race morning plus you are crammed in there with 3,500 other people trying to get last minute stuff done on the bike. Luckily, a buddy was at the Y and I was able to catch him as I was pulling in and he had a pump and brought it for me. Congrats on the finish and maybe I will see you in Waco next year.
  14. I posted a few years ago about my cousin’s dad finally dying of cirrhosis and how she had a difficult childhood with both parents being raging alcoholic for a large part of her life ( her mom…my aunt has now been sober for 15 years ) Anyways, she wrote a book and I haven’t read it yet but I’ve heard good things about it and didn’t know if some of you might like it. She’s been through a lot and came out pretty good which is more than we can say for her sister. If this is against the rules I apologize
  15. I did first two 70.3’s on a road and this last one on a tri bike. There is a difference and I have been very pleased with my QuintanaRoo
  16. lol oh yeah. I forgot to mention I probably about to spend $600 on a decent trainer since I value my life and would like to stay off the roads as much as possible.
  17. lol you naive little fuck. You now have 2 bikes and 2 wetsuits. I swear I think car racing would have been cheaper.
  18. 5:29:55 finish 37 on swim 2:45:14 on bike 1:54:22 on run Big Dog ate today. 791 out of 3,275 at 43
  19. If you were someone that was let go and then go back to work for him you are a complete cuck.
  20. The next leader will be even worse. Death is all those fucking idiots know and deserve.
  21. Brian Rozelle doesn’t sound hardcore at all.
  22. I can’t tell if that is Elon or someone else with an unfortunate body.
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