CSB incoming . . .
In late Feb of 2020 - just before the Covid shutdown - I visited Texas and in one day drove from Ft. Worth to Lubbock and then to Marfa (if you haven't already figured it out, I'm a loon). I got to Ft. Stockton around 8:40pm-ish and figured if I was going to have a drink that night I'd better find a liquor store since everything in Marathon, Alpine, and Marfa metroplex would probably be closed by the time I got there.
I found a place that sold wine but as I perused the shelves it occurred to me that most of it was some kind of low alcohol, almost Holy Communion grade wine. The only recognizable brand was 19 Crimes, which I wouldn't but at home for any reason. Period.
I bought it that night. When I got to my AirBNB in Marfa I opened the bottle and had a glass or two (did you notice I didn't say "enjoyed?"). I read the label and the "19 Crimes" part refers to the crimes in England that would get you shipped out to Australia.
Making that wine should be a crime and whoever makes it should be in jail.