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Posts posted by Bullneck
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1 hour ago, DaggerHorns said:
Austin has been good to me for some time now.
I’m packing up and moving to Mount Vernon....
...to become a rape kit salesman.
Stupid move. You'd have to sell a ton of rape kits to make enough money to pay for your house, vacations, boat, new cars, kid's education, and retirement.
Oh, wait. I see they hired Art Briles. Do it.
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3 hours ago, Armybrat said:
My very good friend is vacationing in Florence right now with his wife and two little daughters. Shall I email him to look up AB and throw a coke on that POS?
They say there's no such thing as a dumb question.
SpoilerFUCK YES. DO IT.
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I was watching the team event against Wake Forest and at one point only one player had a lead. Must have been a hell of a comeback.
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On 5/17/2019 at 10:05 AM, crash_davis said:
No need to try this out at the local football field. I'll be airborne for sure before I get to the cart corral.
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On 5/21/2019 at 4:56 PM, High Plains Drifter said:
One time in HS we climbed the fence at night at Barton Springs. I ran down the hill on the south side and without looking jumped into what is usually 6 ft of water. The pool was drained and the exact same thing happened to me. I'm really really lucky that I didn't dive head first or I'd be typing by looking at a screen and blinking.
When I was little my grandmother warned me about diving at Barton Springs. She told the story of how the governor's son (Allan Shivers) broke his neck and was in a wheelchair.
30 years later I had an appointment to meet some Shivers guy in downtown Austin. The door opened from his office and he came out, in a wheelchair. I was dumbstruck for a second as I realized I was meeting the guy my grandmother had told me about. I think he probably saw my surprised and figured I wasn't expecting someone in a wheelchair.
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On 5/18/2019 at 1:22 PM, Longboard Horn said:
Gotdamn I loved Vine.
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1 hour ago, ajax said:
The only reason why I'm posting this video of Naomi Wolf is because I think the title is hilarious.
It's RT (Russia Today). Proceed at your own risk.
That said, I follow Ashely Graham on Insta.
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7 hours ago, Js1 said:
Omg dude she has a family
That's hitting the nail on the head.
And then, there is the announcer, who is a fucking moron.
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3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:
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3 hours ago, Jersey Man10 said:What the fuck
No, it's more like: WHAT. THE. FUCK?!?
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This is a "Mini Park" is in Winter Park, Florida, where I used to live. It's 0.19 acres, or a single family lot where the City bought an old house and tore it down and made the "mini park."
It made zero sense to me until I realized that sex offenders were barred from living near a public park (I don't remember the distance). The city effectively drove out any sex offenders by scattering them around the City.
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On 5/16/2019 at 3:13 PM, TexLonghorn said:
Two window washers in an out of control platform yesterday, 50 stories up, and worst of all, in Oklahoma:
Nest up in Vegas: The Window Washer Roller Coaster. Only $35 for 90 seconds of terror.
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Yeah, they totally pwned them! Take that, Disney!!!
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5 hours ago, Macanudo said:
Can you elaborate? I would like to know more.
This is probably what he's talking about:
QuoteTesla’s strategy of selling its own cars through its own Tesla-branded stores doesn’t sound all that controversial. Gadget makers like Apple (AAPL, -3.11%)have long directly sold their computers, phones, and tablets in shopping malls and downtowns across the country.
However, car dealers and some auto makers oppose Tesla’s sales model and have successfully lobbied a handful of states to block car makers from directly selling cars to customers. In those states, like Texas, Tesla builds showrooms where customers can learn about the cars but can’t buy them in the store.
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3 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:
Throw one of the tires through their front window, and dump your old brake fluid in front of their main door.
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1 hour ago, Augustus said:
Well someone's a little testy.
Lighten. Up.
One guy went to Viet Nam. The other joined the Air National Guard specifically to avoid a shooting war. But let's not to CR, right?
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Comments from Deadspin:
QuoteSasquatchPatrick RedfordIs this a sex thing? This seems like a sex thing.
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Dr Emilio LizardoSasquatch
Neigh.
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DoubleOJoeSasquatch
Quantum fetish dynamics: any idea, image, or activity expressed on the Internet is automatically somebody’s sex thing. See also “sexy action-at-a-distance”.
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Neuroplastique IISasquatch
If it wasn’t before it definitely is now.
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westsiiiiideSasquatch
There’s a zero percent chance this is not a sex thing.
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On 5/15/2019 at 9:44 PM, Deej said:
"You know, one day, Phlegm will be dead, and you'll say, "Oh, yes, I've been enjoying his work for years"
One day Phlegm will be dead and the prices for his masterpieces will skyrocket.
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1 hour ago, Dr. Beeper said:
It might’ve been worth it for Kerry to get elected to see him get destroyed in the face by an Iraqi shoe.
You're fucking moron.
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1 hour ago, Onboard 2.0 said:
I'd put Philip Johnsons New Canaan glass house right up there, more so because of the time period it was conceived.
It's a knock off of the Farnsworth House. Being #2 doesn't usually count for much.
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He was lucky to have worked at a time when not much talent was required. I think he's only better than Philip Johnson because of the Louvre. He had one good idea his entire career.
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1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:
And that's why stupid shit like this gets passed.
I have an excuse: I live in NJ.
Texas Sex Offender - 1 mile count
in Lulz
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Just wait till Justin moves in.