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Cousin Strawberry

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  1. You think anyone in his family still puts up with him? Untreated schizophrenics are zero fun to be around.
  2. It’s over Libtards!!! Sworn affidavits by whistleblower that helped pull off worlds biggest heist delivered to POTUS ON CHRISTMAS EVE!!!! (Who remembers potus cancels New Years plans and returns to White House early). Italian prime minister involved. Funded by YOU!!! The American people!!! 400 million dollars that was part of the stacks of cash on obummer sent to Iran but funneled out in Italy used to fund the coup and overthrow president. They have the money trail, they have the evidence, they have the pictures of agents involved, they have testimony. Will hit Italy first as they are ahead of us. Arrest and investigation to be released with obummer in the center of it all. Names, dates, locations. Etc.
  3. Are ya'll saying that God doesn't tell you who to smite and who to spare on a daily basis? Chelsea Davis is a fucking nut. She still has a website claiming she is a practicing attorney. At the bottom it reads "No fee for legal representation. Not currently accepting clients" or some shit.
  4. Yes. The Raman was cooked in the Cheetos bag. Cheetos removed. Ramen added with hot water to soften the noodles. Then ramen acts like bread or crust and you put your toppings on it. That dude has definitely been to prison.
  5. That dude sucks but he has a solid chin. He took that tea on the chin plus about three more direct shots and never lost consciousness.
  6. You're all wrong. Qtards are obviously fans of Tom Clancy's Clear and Present Danger. It was a missile. Guided by treasonous co-conspirators on the ground. They painted the target. You can tell because there is no blast crater. The RV contained no explosives. Also, Warner was killed by the CIA before he was stuffed in the RV. It's obvious.
  7. If you think any of that is true, then yes, you are crazy. Do you vet the information that you post or do you just accept that everything you see on Facebook is the truth?
  8. Rove is compromised! Deep State! (insert doctored photo of flight log to pedo island with Rove's name scribbled in)
  9. I mean, if I was in a coma, I would want my wife to tell me how much she wanted to sit on my face and ride my hawg.
  10. I think he said "since Johnny Sacrimone is guilty, can I stop doing his lawn?" Then Tony makes the distinction that we wasn't guilty, he just plead guilty.
  11. "I heard the nurse say you made number two in your pants, is that what happened?"
  12. Chapter 12: How to Wear an Adult Diaper in Public
  13. The mutton chop side-burns, the ill-fitting jacket, the hideous tie he bought at Scarboroughs, the double chin and the greasy hair all scream pedo.
  14. His denials are pretty weak. If you accused me of owning the domain "filthytweentarts.com" and I didn't own it, I think I would probably be a little more aggressive in my denial than, "No, I really don't remember, if I did that was in the late 90's."
  15. The Qtards are having a hard time with Trump saying Russia not behind the hack and Pompeo saying it was. They love Pompeo. Or they did. They are hoping that Pompeo only saying Russia behind the hack to keep China in the dark before Trump stomps them out.
  16. I hope the "Don't tell me, I tell you!" Happy-Crappy makes an appearance.
  17. Curious about the mushroom cap, half shallot and half tomato. Why?
  18. How often can you type "today is the day! Buckle Up!!!!" have nothing happen, type it again a week later when nothing happens and not feel like a todd?
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