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Mitch Hedberg

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  1. getvideobot.com-NpxTyjztxbeQHl9Z.mp4 I pussed out and didn’t watch the top of the 9th. I suck.
  2. Good play by Jake not taking for granted Yordan had that. Gotta give credit when it’s due to my whipping boy.
  3. I don’t think they will eat two years but if he does this again next year they might at some point. Yuli hit like .235 the year before he won the batting title in 2021. Maybe Astros will have lightning strike twice at first with old Cubans.
  4. The worst thing about Abreu is he obviously doesn’t have an oblique
  5. I remember when we were full of young guys who mashed.
  6. Twitter, or whatever, is such a crazy place. They are making a savior out of Singleton. The guy has never even had Julks level of success. Let’s throttle it back and hope for the best. With Baltimores huge left field I doubt we see Yordan out there much, if at all, and he will be the DH. So Singleton will have to PH or get a game at 1B. If he was meant to play right away I don’t think this was the best series.
  7. Astros playing Baltimore while Texas plays Oakland is about as opposite as you can get. Winning 2 out of 3 could still put us another game back. I heard yesterday that Os have not been swept in their last 75 or 76 series ever since Adley Rutschman had joined them. They are over due.
  8. Julks gone. Spot available. it can only mean one thing…the return of a previous Astro left handed bat…. Preston Tucker! If one Tucker is good…two is great!
  9. Meyers and Maldonado Revenge of the Nerds
  10. We didn’t need a bat all. Wtf. I get so sick of hearing about all the offense we have. Names on paper don’t hit shit. Our bench is pathetic. And I don’t care what our record is. We lose too many low scoring games. Fuck Maldy and fuck Dusty. That was a non competitive lineup and this game was lost at 11 this morning.
  11. Somebody didn’t fill out the lineup card while Dusty was in the shitter this morning. They had one damn job.
  12. I don’t think that it’s that Verlander wants Dubon in center it’s that he absolutely wants nothing to do with Meyers in center. I don’t remember the exact game but I do remember a game where Verlander looked like he was about to lose it after watching noodle arm misplay a ball in center. After that he was done with him. I don’t think he ever played center again behind Verlander. I think I’m remembering that correctly.
  13. Holy crap! Somebody made the lineup card out while Dusty was in the shitter! Don’t tell him!
  14. Walk. 2 out freaking runs. All the time.
  15. Fucking Abreu. He needs to start swinging at first pitches. It’s always down the middle to him and he lets it go then swings at shit and watches a close pitch for strike 3
  16. White Sox spit the bit. Let’s whoop some Yankee ass.
  17. 3-0 Chicago. Scherzer threw 36 or so pitches.
  18. I’ve seen some tweets about them not bringing Singleton up because he has no options. But who cares? If he comes up and he sucks again like every other time, DFA him and be done. But if they are even thinking he’s a feasible option as a LH bat, they should find out sooner than later to make him playoff eligible. It would be found money for sure. The pragmatist in me says he is fools gold like before but the Disney movie in me says the fairy tale might be real.
  19. They will pitch to whoever is behind the damn plate. Players play, managers manage. Goddamnit. There went my argument.
  20. Let get some insurance, win this shit, get to first and make the Rangers shit their pants.
  21. Damn it Chas! Man I hope he can sustain another 3 months!
  22. Only thing better would have been a picture of an actual rat
  23. He needs to go back to chewing gum instead of tobacco. That chew is making him drunk.
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