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brown water

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  1. Almost as humorous as evangelicals supporting a child molester from behind their bibles Or an adulter decrying his investigators for an affair Or calling someone low energy behind a golf cart parked on the green Glad you can find humor in simplified irony and hypocrisy. You've hit the mother load.
  2. Marbling was great but it's just from the case ar HEB.
  3. Or when going against the establishment is the objective and not a means to an end. He's a destructive contrarian whose goal, at best, is addition by subtraction. And that's being charitable.
  4. Prime filet and some quality time with the pups tonight Cheers guys
  5. Lived there a couple years. Didn't play that much but had a summer membership at corkscrew. It's a tough track. Hit the mucky duck on captiva at sunset. Crave on macgregor may be my favorite breakfast stop ever.
  6. Rittenhouse is a solid cocktail rye as well.
  7. Chain migratin' while the stereo plays No-wall, No-wall.
  8. It means the president responds to power the way he wants us to respond to his. Rather than trust intellect, reason and experts we should just give bonus points to the veracity with which a conflicted individual delivers a self-serving message.
  9. Treason's greetings
  10. And they're the voice of treason
  11. He's the voice of reason
  12. Looks more like a sweet tooth
  13. Got it. Innocent by association.
  14. Label looks crooked. Would not drink.
  15. I should start a hedge fund that literally aims to capitalize on the opposite of whatever he brags about. "I'm the reason 401ks are great" = short the stock market. "Gas prices are low" = time to buy oil. "You'll have great healthcare" = time to buy puts or write calls on the hospital systems and payers. I'm sure there are creative ways to bet against a lack of airplane crashes or great treatment for asylum seekers but I'm not that immoral. Plenty of easy pickings on his more run of the mill hyperbolic bullshit.
  16. Hoe-ly water.
  17. As do his subcontractors
  18. I'll translate - with a few characters to spare We've seen this before. Djt is wilhem v2 - and v1 caused ww1. Bad then. Bad now.
  19. Checking in right on schedule to say Lando is 100% correct.
  20. I actually believe this one. Because where there’s smock there’s fur. And that doesn’t seem to be his type.
  21. Trump believes it. And likely that it means while in a seated position. Its probably why he spends 2 hours each morning tweeting from the shitter, takes a motorcade for 200 yard trips and drives his golf cart on the green.
  22. Shouldn't you be in church?
  23. Every tweet has a dick pic. His avatar.
  24. I don't know why I find it fascinating but I almost always check how much time passes between his "to be continued" tweets. We know that no time is spent proofreading or contemplating whether or not to send. So it takes him 10 - 15 minutes to type a few characters. I find the visual of a frantic paranoid old whose mind is spinning out of control, while his only outlet is feebly pecking away at his phone with his right index finger, to be amusing.
  25. I worked for Andersen at the time. If Weissman gets trump I'll consider us more than even.
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