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TexArcher

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Everything posted by TexArcher

  1. I wish I could turn it off.
  2. OMFG bench all fucking 5 of them. I'm completely serious. Find 5 fat fucks at the Y and give them scholarships.
  3. I hate our offensive line so much.
  4. Attaboy, Arch!!
  5. OMFG that's comedy. Fuck everything. All of it.
  6. No fucking way he should've gotten that, come on.
  7. That's another nice over-the-shoulde catch by Wingo on a full run. He makes that look a lot easier than it is.
  8. God damn, we almost got that blocked, too.
  9. SUCK MY BURNT OANGE BALLSACK LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO
  10. Finally, fuck. Nice throw, great route.
  11. You stupid fat fucks, god dammit.
  12. Yeah, I was afraid of that. God dammit.
  13. This might be the worst Texas O line I've ever seen. I'm almost 50.
  14. There we go. Come on, man.
  15. This season is like going home with the hot girl from the bar, then you find out she doesn't believe in sex until marriage and she just wants to talk and cuddle all night.
  16. If you're not going for it on 4th, that cannot be your play call on 3rd, man.
  17. Take your 200 posts in 4 years and go fuck yourself, you stubby dicked texags fucking loser.
  18. Yeah, and that guy made the tackle anyway.
  19. It doesn't matter if they're on the QB in < 2 seconds. Arch has only missed about 3 throws, and all while being hit or running from being hit.
  20. Good job, D. Just keep fighting.
  21. LMFAO at holding and everyone gets through anyway.
  22. 4 man rush and 2 get through immediately. If we don't fix that, we're going 5-7.
  23. Shut the fuck up, Looch.
  24. We're gonna win this 29-26.
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