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TexArcher

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  1. Tripping over our dicks all over the place. Come on, guys.
  2. Tessitore always has no fucking idea what's going on. He keeps talking 5 seconds after the play and never notices the flag.
  3. I think people nicknamed after reptiles probably don't age well, on average.
  4. LET'S GO STORMTROOPERS!!! FUCK THESE GUYS UP.
  5. I feel like he's about three months away from saying something like, "I'm not anti-immigration. We just had the wrong people coming in. Look what white European immigrants have built here over the last 250 years -- that's what we need more of, not the horde of drug pushers and rapists from, let's face it, Latino countries, that we had to put up with under Joe Biden." I think he's wanted to say it the whole time. And I think he will eventually.
  6. I am stress eating even though I'm pretty sure we're gonna win. Damn good thing I quit drinking.
  7. I didn't even realize that was on the line today. That is pretty cool.
  8. I can't fall back asleep because we're gonna win this game by three touchdowns and my dick is hard.
  9. I love it when DB's showboat and talk shit not knowing that the flag is on the ground behind them.
  10. If he had a top 10 O line, he'd average like 11 yards a carry.
  11. Yeah, the list of coaches with more job security than Franklin is really short.
  12. The one that doesn't fuck kids and cover it up.
  13. Is it the glasses, or is it that Franklin's head is the size of beer barrel?
  14. "You're not a good coach unless you diversify your play calling whether you need to or not." -- Tom Herman, probably
  15. That's Anton Chigurh with a moustache.
  16. Wow, come on, kid. Woulda been better off if he'd just finished falling down.
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