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TexArcher

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  1. That isn't why. Friendo.
  2. Yeah, Indiana's about to get smoked.
  3. Fucking playoff football in college, let's go, man!!!
  4. Well, it's a little premature to conclude that the Astros are "an objectively lesser team" before they're done spending. It's also a little silly to conclude that the Astros policy of not giving extremely long-term deals was some sort of mistake when it yielded 2 world championships and 4 AL titles. Especially when he has to admit, in the very same rant, that the Astros still have the talent to win a World Series. So, yeah, he is wrong. He doesn't even have a coherent argument. It reads like somebody's on a contract to deliver two hot takes per week, and it's the offseason.
  5. Love the Walker signing. Break the bank and let's get one more with Altuve.
  6. And then we're winning that.
  7. That's just a bonus to him.
  8. You know how in some futuristic sci-fi movies America is run by a corporation with an evil CEO? Yeah, that's now.
  9. Any society where a rapist can sue for defamation on a semantic technicality and win millions of dollars deserves to fall.
  10. Have you considered drinking black coffee like a man?
  11. Why does anyone still drink cow's milk at all? Almond milk is better on every level.
  12. But what about their freedoms?! What's next -- you Commies gonna keep kids from driving cars, or smoking, or drinking, or voting, or joining the military?!
  13. Mudryk suspended for doping. I guess he was trying to hide it by not playing very well?
  14. Well, the CEO was white, right?
  15. Transexual allegations in 3... 2... 1...
  16. So, when the big guy lets people be gunned down at a Christian school, do we skip the thoughts and prayers? Or are they still super effective for next time?
  17. This country is a failed experiment.
  18. Bullet dodged, still gonna win the Super Bowl.
  19. I get it, but our #1 RB is out, our #1 QB is playing hurt, and our #1 WR is playing hurt. Earlier in the season we were dropping 50 point bombs on the bad teams and scoring 31 against Michigan and 34 against ou. Everything was fine. And we still didn't have Baxter then. I just don't understand trying to paint the last few games as evidence of some ongoing offensive problems with this coach. Let me ask y'all this -- does anybody doubt that we'll have one of the best offenses in the country next year with Sark calling plays for Arch and CJ? If you agree with that, then the problem isn't Sark.
  20. We keep scoring 35 points a game and making it to conference championship games even with several of our best offensive players hurt, but we're just not getting better, so I'm not sold! Fuck's sake, man. I know it's Surly, but some of y'all need to calm your tits and enjoy what's happening here. We are solidly in the top 5 programs in college football again, and the recruiting points to that continuing, maybe for a long time. I had my doubts about Sark a couple of years ago, and yeah he does some frustrating things at times, but this is by far the best coaching we've had since 2009. The future is really, really bright.
  21. I would pay a lot of money to see prime Rampage against Jake Paul in a parking lot. It would be a horrible and satisfying 15 seconds.
  22. Our kids will be dying of polio, measles, and chicken pox, and the dollar will become the new peso, but at least the sun will set at a respecable time in the summers.
  23. I'd be shocked if they were. We have a pretty serious talent advantage, but Dabo's a good coach who's won a shitload of postseason games. I'm hoping that by game time we will have gotten healthy enough over the two weeks to start breaking 30 points again. Otherwise, I can definitely see this being one of the 20-10 sweatfests that we've specialized in lately. And if we turn the ball over 2+ times, we could very easily lose it. That said, I think Sark will have some wrinkles of his own and we're just a lot better group by group. This really should be a W.
  24. I understand this thinking, but we have two weeks off before the first round, then almost two weeks off before the second round. If we can get Quinn, Bond, and Banks healthy again in that time, or even just Bond, our offense gets a lot better.
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