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TexArcher

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  1. Not what you expect from a program that thinks it can get away with anything.
  2. Great call. Pay attention, Sark.
  3. The problem with this theory is that it requires Trump to understand that his economic and immigration policies will have disastrous consequences, and he definitely does not. So, he's not running misdirection to distract from the disaster that he has no idea he's creating. When a megalomaniac narcissist who admires dictators tells you who he is, believe him the first time. This is just the beginning of his isolationist and expansionist rhetoric, and it's not just a smokescreen.
  4. I think he is 100% looking to expand American territory for his legacy. Greenland is big and he probably thinks easy. If Trump has his way, he'll create a family dynasty (I don't think people are taking this seriously enough), take us isolationist, and double our territory. I think his brain is very simple. These are tangible things that make him look like a badass in his own mind. These are the things he respects in the Kims and Putins of the world.
  5. The fucking guy is -12 days into his presidency and it's already chaos.
  6. New project for the College of Engineering: Design a bench that is all end.
  7. "They don't know who they are yet... They haven't figured out how to use all those weapons as a cohesive unit..."
  8. Honestly, when we're 0 for 4 from deep with 9 turnovers against a team this good, we're lucky it's only a dozen.
  9. I mean, if it gets us a new basketball coach, sure.
  10. Good thing we're gonna win the football national championship, then it'll be almost baseball season.
  11. What makes you think we're gonna win in February?
  12. Pettiford just absolutely shitting on two guys.
  13. Shedrick's weakness gets an offensive foul. Cool.
  14. Fuck it, let's win.
  15. I for one welcome our new Surly overlord.
  16. Hartzell got in the motherfucker. I'd say, "Well... Bye..." except that I'm 99% we're about to get somebody a whole lot worse.
  17. One of the highlights of the next 12 months is going be Trump completely breaking the economy and all the Fox News State Media folks blaming it on the mess Biden left for Trump, with zero wars to pay for, inflation back down, unemployment pretty good, GDP growth good, and two straight 20+% years for the S&P. I mean, what was Trump supposed to do in 2025?? He probably deserves the Nobel Prize for Economics for minimizing the damage Joe Biden did. Etc.
  18. I'm not going to be able to be nice about all of these too-late-realizations and if-we'd-only-knowns. If you didn't know this shit was coming, you weren't paying attention, because he was yelling it from the rooftops. If you weren't listening, you shouldn't have voted. This is on you, and there's no amount of self-awareness now that will change it. You don't get any partial credit or redemption for realizing you've been hoodwinked two months after you gave this con the keys to the country, again, you unbelievably stupid shits. The only thing you can do to atone now is to never, ever vote or have sex again. I am completely serious.
  19. Man, this is gonna be expensive for Mexico and China! Bet they'll think twice before trying to mess with Murka again now that we got a real man in charge with a tie that hangs down to his hog, whooo whee, I tell you what.
  20. Just look out your windows whenever you have a few minutes.
  21. I'll vote #1 for sure. Texas 24 Ohio State 19 Texas yards from scrimmage = 388
  22. Gotta keep fighting. If we end up on the bubble, quality wins will be huge, and even a bunch of close losses might help instead of folding and losing games like this by 15.
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