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TexArcher

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  1. I would have sex with this woman, and I'm not just saying that to be polite.
  2. T'Vondre and friends would bitch slap both of these backfields.
  3. Y'all didn't really think Johnny Manziel would be sober enough at 8:12 to drive himself, or that he could still afford a driver, or an Uber, did you? I mean, this one's on y'all. Poor planning.
  4. I really think Louisville is gonna get this done. FSU almost lost to a dogshit UF team, so they can definitely lose this. Fly Cardinals, Fly, or whatever y'all say.
  5. The more I think about this game, the more peaceful I feel. This is the last game we'll ever play in this shit conference that profited off of us at every turn, resented us for it, and fucked us every chance it got. And we have a chance to go out as the conference champ, the same way we came in. I've always liked Okie Lite, in a my-enemy's-enemy-is-my-friend sort of way. But I hope we embarrass them worse than we did to Colorado in this game once upon a time. It's not really personal, Cowboys. This is a goodbye hatefuck from Texas to all of you. Come and get it.
  6. Yes. Either Washington is undefeated, or Oregon becomes even more the darlings of the voters.
  7. A pair of hookers with big tits and silver dollar nipples.
  8. Wordle 895 3/6 ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  9. How the fuck can you be "a local journalist" for this long and not already understand that?
  10. Fair, but every year there are guys stepping up for the first time, and there is every reason to think that we can clean up in the portal. This feels like 2004 to me. We're finally back where we belong, and we're built to be in the hunt for several more years.
  11. Wordle 894 4/6 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟨⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  12. Same thing I said at the beginning of the year: conference champs or bust, anything else is gravy.
  13. What's wrong with New Balance shoes? Buncha judgy Bougies up in here.
  14. Wordle 893 5/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟩⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩⬜🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  15. Yes, it's bullshit, but it's also what we expected, isn't it? We'll leapfrog Ohio State if we beat Okie Lite to win the conference. There's no way that they put a one-loss non-champion in front of a one-loss champion who also had the higher SoS. We'll also leapfrog the loser of Oregon/Washington, for the same reason. I feel like if we win, all we need is for Louisville to take out Florida St. That really should get it done.
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